User blog:Mavnol333/ESB Underwater Episode 14: Goo Big or Goo Home (UNCENSORED)



LATER THAT NIGHT
 * Mavnol333: Last time on ESB Underwater, after I gave the contestants quite a scare, I served them a delightful breakfast that wasn’t really too delightful. I then proceeded to make these punching bags race all the way to a faraway rest home to find a key that unlocks a trap door to the one and only Mermalair. After Koolkitty108 found the key sitting against Mermaid Man’s nipple, the two teams picked out some crazy gadgets to fight the evil supervillain, Man Ray. However, in a turn of events, almost every single contestant tossed their cookies and weren’t so helpful in the challenge. In the end, PlanKrab won the entire challenge for his team by confusing the hell out of Man Ray with his gadget and Shut Up got the dreaded bus ticket thanks to his pathetic, yet hilarious cowardness. Yesterday’s challenge was stressful, and if you think this next one will be any less so, then you are wrong. Stay tuned for another anxiety-inducing episode of ESB Underwater!
 * [Theme song plays]
 * [All of the contestants are eating breakfast in the dining area]
 * TheKorraFanatic: [talking to the contestants at his table] --Oh, and another thing, he has the biggest ego ever! He thinks everything he does is right and it’s annoying as-
 * Mavnol333: [walks into the room with a TV sitting on a TV stand] Stop complaining about me, Sweetheart.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Whoa, so you’re providing entertainment, now? That’s not like you at all.
 * Mavnol333: Chill. I’ll only bring this TV out for a while. I just want to inform you that this is on live television right now. [turns the TV on]
 * Perch Perkins (on the TV): [to viewing audience] Perch Perkins here, live, in front of the Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank, talking with the manager. [to bank manager] How did you feel about being held hostage in your own bank last night?
 * Bank manager (on the TV): Well, quite frankly, it was… absolutely fantastic! Not only was this incident on the news, but also the brand new reality show that aired a few weeks ago! “Eat Underwear”, was it? Oh, doesn’t matter, our bank will surely be getting much more attention, and it’s all thanks to that one brave combo-clone! We can’t thank you enough… PlernKrad was it?
 * Perch Perkins (on the TV): Oh, erm, great!
 * Mavnol333: [turns off the TV] Welp, you guys got to see 30 seconds of live television. Trust me, that’s the only pleasant thing that’s gonna happen to you today! Hahaha! Anywho, congratulations… PlernKrad. Pfft. You made it onto the Bikini Bottom News.
 * [The Liquid Leaders cheer for PlanKrab while the Wet Warriors remain silent]
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Arrgh, the Liquid Leaders should’ve sent somebody home last night! Not us! Augh, I’m telling you, I am on a team of losers. At this rate, I’ll never be able to rebuild that KFC.
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): I’ve never gotten this amount of attention before-er-er. It’s great!
 * Sharko (in the confessional): PlanKrab has proven to be a strong player a few times during this competition. I may buddy-buddy up to him because I could really use an ally that doesn’t hate me OR my objectively flawless comedy.
 * Alex (in the confessional): I want to punch Sharko’s teeth out. That is all.
 * Sharko: [stands up and walks over to PlanKrab] You know, you’re great at this game.
 * PlanKrab: Oh, uh, thanks-er-er!
 * Sharko: [sits down next to him] Unlike me, you’re a really good competitor. I just kinda coast along, you know?
 * PlanKrab: Nah-er-er, I wouldn’t say that. You destroyed YOIMKYLE in the Truth or Dare-er-er challenge.
 * Sharko: Ah, well, that was only once. On an unrelated matter, can you keep a secret?
 * PlanKrab: Shoot.
 * Sharko: Okay, I think-
 * PlanKrab: No-er-er, I didn’t mean that. I said “shoot” because I’m really bad-er-er with secrets.
 * Sharko: Oh, whatever. It’s not much of a secret anyways. But, if we lose the next challenge, I fear that I could be the next one gone!
 * PlanKrab: What makes you think that-er-er?
 * Sharko: Alex has a huge vendetta against me. If we lose, he’ll probably find a way to give me the boot!
 * PlanKrab: Hmm… yeah-er-er, I guess…
 * Sharko: Can we join forces? I’ve gotten a lot farther than I thought I would and I don’t wanna go yet!
 * PlanKrab: Erm… you see-
 * Sharko: You’ll make the best decision, I know it. You always do!
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): Crap-er-er! I’m already in an alliance with Cmc and SpongeTron, and we agreed to never let anybody else in! I guess I’ll just have to give it to him straight.
 * PlanKrab: -sure-er-er. Why not?
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): Fuck-er-er!
 * Sharko: Awesome! Thanks bro, hehe.
 * Cmcgrath26: [walks up to PlanKrab] What were you two talking about?
 * PlanKrab: Oh-er-er, nothing. You know, just about the whole-er-er, uh, bank thing-er-er-er-er-er. [cough] Heh.
 * Cmcgrath26: Uh, alright then. I wonder when the next challenge will start. This winning streak is making me excited. I packed some things that might be useful in challenges in my pockets in case they come in handy.
 * PlanKrab: Ooh, cool-er-er. And yeah, me too-er-er.
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Interesting that you would say that, Rat Boy! The challenge is about to start. Meet me at the exit in 5 minutes so we can begin.
 * Cmcgrath26: Great! I’m gonna go to the bathroom before we start, K?
 * PlanKrab: Alright-er-er!
 * SpongeTron D: You go on ahead, PlanKrab. I’m gonna finish-er-er, um, FINISH, my breakfast real quick.
 * PlanKrab: Okay-er-er.
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): I’m not saying “-er-er” on purpose! What’s the matter with me?!
 * PlanKrab: [gets up and heads toward the exit]
 * Sharko: [follows him] So, if we lose, do you agree to vote off Alex?
 * PlanKrab: Oh, uh, sure-er-er…
 * Sharko: Awesome, you’re a pal!
 * Sharko (in the confessional): A pal that I’ll ditch after Alex is gone. All I need is his vote. Although, on the other hand, I could use his vote for some others, hehehe.
 * [The contestants, and eventually Cmc and SpongeTron, arrive at the exit]
 * Mavnol333: ‘Sup guys?
 * Alex: The sky.
 * Mavnol333: Very funny. Today, you guys will have NO challenge! You can all just chill out and relax!
 * The contestants: Woohoo!
 * Mavnol333: HAHAHA, just kidding! Do you really think I’d give you that much luxury? Now that’s what I call funny, Alex.
 * Alex: Shut up and tell us what we have to do.
 * Mavnol333: Very well, Your Highness. Today’s challenge will be quite a toughie. First, we will be heading to Goo Lagoon. Once we get there, one member from each team will be diving all the way to the bottom of the lagoon to retrieve some goo. You guys will need this goo to build two separate giant goo bubbles. After each team is down forming their bubble, they will need to find a way to move them to the top of Sand Mountain, which is NOWHERE NEAR Goo Lagoon. Trust me, haha. Anywho, once you get to the top of Sand Mountain, you will be RACING DOWN on TOP of your bubbles. The first team who makes it to the bottom of the mountain wins an advantage in the final part of the challenge: a swimming competition!
 * Louis219: Gee, how creative.
 * Mavnol333: Oh, you want creativity? Fine, I’ll get my interns to stuff the lagoon with wild man-eating jellyfish!
 * TheKorraFanatic: What? Those don’t even exist!
 * Mavnol333: I doubt you thought talking kitchen sponges who wore ties existed either before coming here. Anywho, the two people who retrieved the goo in the first part of the challenge will be picking another member of their team to compete in the swimming competition. I will be standing on a low platform and whoever makes it up there first wins the challenge for their team, and the losers will be saying buh-bye to another sucker. Now, here are your helmets. [hands them out] The ratings are through the roof, right now. I can’t risk having one of you guys drown, because you could be stirring up some tea instead of being dead.
 * Louis219: How considerate.
 * Mavnol333: Shut your wordhole. Anyways, I’ll be reluctantly giving you guys GPS systems again so you don’t get lost and turned into Krabby Patties.
 * Albert’s Country: Wait, are those the burgers from the Krus-
 * Mavnol333: Ready, set, go!
 * Cmcgrath26: Wait, we’re running? Again?!
 * Mavnol333: Yep, we’ve only rented 3 cars and one of them is mine and off-limits, and the other two are outside just for show. Also off-limits.
 * Cmcgrath26: Fine. Let’s go, everyone.
 * [The contestants exit the submarine]
 * CartoonGuy: [to team] Remember the last challenge when we went the wrong way and ended up at Goo Lagoon? All we have to do is go the same way and we’ll get there first!
 * TheKorraFanatic: Hm, you’re right. Thanks for screwing up yesterday, GoldenSpongebob.
 * GoldenSpongebob: [blushes] Hehe, thanks. I will not screw up again. Trust me.
 * [The Liquid Leaders head for Goo Lagoon]
 * Chickenkrispies: Crap, I think they know where to go! Let’s follow them!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Uh, alright.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Is it just me, or has our team been following the other team almost all game?
 * [The Wet Warriors follow the Liquid Leaders]
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders running]
 * SpongeTron D: Who should be the one to dive for the goo?
 * Cmcgrath26: Oh, me! Me! I gave Unnamed diving lessons a couple of months ago! She ended up becoming an Olympic gold-medalist.
 * TheKorraFanatic: You must have a strange freaking rat.
 * Cmcgrath26: If you think that’s weird, you probably haven’t read her autobiography yet.
 * PlanKrab: Look-er-er! The lagoon!
 * Cmcgrath26: Woo! Go team!
 * [The Liquid Leaders arrive at Goo Lagoon]
 * Alex: Ight, Cmc. Jump in.
 * Cmcgrath26: Alright. This is for Unnamed! I’ll be jumping in a… man-eating jellyfish infested water for Unnamed…! [jumps in the lagoon]
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors arriving at Goo Lagoon]
 * Chickenkrispies: Damn it! They beat us here! Who’s gonna dive?
 * Koolkitty108: [talks quickly] Oh my gosh, I’m, like, so good in water! Once at my uncle’s family reunion, I did a cannonball in his pool and all of the water came out! I ended up flooding their house and putting out the barbeque! So much fun!
 * Chickenkrispies: Just get in the water! That KFC won’t fix itself!
 * Koolkitty108: [sprints to the lagoon and jumps in]
 * [Transition to Cmc]
 * Cmcgrath26: Oh my God, I cannot find any goo in this water. Was Mavnol lying to us the entire-
 * [Some man-eating jellyfish head towards Cmc]
 * Cmcgrath26: AHHH! What do I do? Ooh, I know! [reaches into his pockets and pulls out a small flamethrower] EAT FIRE, NERDS! [shoots fire at the jellyfish] [spots some goo] Yes, I found some!
 * [Transition to Cmc getting out of the water with a little bit of goo in his hands]
 * Sharko: Wow, you didn’t even get stung. Laundrystops.png
 * PlanKrab: Yeah-er-er, how did you fight off the man-eating jellyfish-er-er?
 * Cmcgrath26: I burned them alive with this mini flamethrower I have in my pocket.
 * Alex: I do not see how that works. Did you get goo?
 * Cmcgrath26: Yep! Here you go! [hands Alex the goo]
 * Alex: This goo wouldn’t even fill a sippy cup! You gotta get a lot more if you want to win this challe-
 * Koolkitty108: Got it! [throws a large amount of goo at her teammates]
 * Albert’s Country: Blech, it got in my mouth!
 * Louis219: Is this the stuff that comes out of Barney?
 * Chickenkrispies: Shut up and let’s start building the ball!
 * Alex: They’re ahead! C’mon, Cmc! Get more goo!
 * Cmcgrath26: Alright, alright! [dives in] [to himself] Alright, Cmc, just get a crap ton of goo and you’re golden. [swims to the bottom] Whoa, there’s a lot down here! How do I carry all of it? Of course! [reaches in his pocket]
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors building their bubble]
 * Louis219: Ugh, this is so freakin’ sticky! How are we gonna form a perfectly spherical goo ball when it keeps sticking to our hands?
 * Chickenkrispies: It doesn’t have to be perfectly spherical, just make it big!
 * Louis219: But what if-
 * Chickenkrispies: SHUT UP!
 * Louis219: Fine, we’ll do it your way, Loser Loser Chicken Dinner.
 * Chickenkrispies: Good.
 * [Transition to Mavnol watching the footage]
 * Mavnol333: Haha, yikes. Krispies is gonna be reeeeally peeved when they start moving their bubble.
 * [Transition to Cmc coming out of the water with a huge net full of goo]
 * PlanKrab: Holy crap-er-er, that’s a lot of goo!
 * Alex: Where did you even get that net?
 * Cmcgrath26: I packed a lot of stuff in my pockets this morning, just in case.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Not sure how that fits in your pocket but, whatever. Let’s start building our ball!
 * PlanKrab: Shouldn’t be too hard-er-er. It’s already pretty much in ball form-er-er thanks to the net.
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors building]
 * Chickenkrispies: Hey, has anybody seen GuyBesideYou3?
 * Louis219: I think he sunk in the ball.
 * GuyBesideYou3: HELP, I’M STUCK! AND I CAN’T BREATHE!
 * Chickenkrispies: We don’t have time to save GooBesideYou3. The Liquid Leaders are pretty much done with their goo ball already and we’re not even done!
 * Albert’s Country: I think some of it’s still in my mouth. Blech.
 * Chickenkrispies: Ugh. Well, do you think this ball is fine enough?
 * Louis219: Well, it looks like a triangular prism, GuyBesideGoo3 is still stuck in the ball, and it’s much shorter than the other team’s. But, we’re running out of time so this is good enough.
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders]
 * PlanKrab: Yes-er-er! We’re finished!
 * Sharko: I’ve never seen such a perfectly spherical ball before. Laundrystops.png
 * [Mavnol arrives to Goo Lagoon with his personal boat]
 * Mavnol333: Are you guys done yet? I’m bored, hungry, and tired.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Do you need your diaper changed too, you big-
 * PlanKrab: [puts claw over Korra’s mouth] What he means-er-er, is that, yeah, we’re done. Both-er-er teams.
 * Mavnol333: Why that’s just great. Oh and, Sweetheart, for that little comment you just earned a first class seat in Airline Goo-ball. Get in.
 * TheKorraFanatic: [mumbling] Stupid little son of a-
 * Mavnol333: What was that?
 * TheKorraFanatic: Oh, nothing. I’m just getting in the goo [mumbling] you out-of-shape mall walker. [puts foot in the goo] Augh, this is gross as hell!
 * Mavnol333: Good. Now while Korra’s making himself cozy in that big sticky ball, both teams will be pushing their giant goo balls to Sand Mountain. And like I said earlier, it isn’t anywhere near this place. Haha.
 * The contestants: Awwww.
 * Mavnol333: Your GPS systems are now set to Sand Mountain so you know where you’re going. The first team to make it to the top of the mountain wins an advantage for the next part of the challenge. The second team to make it to the top would wish they tried much, much, MUCH harder! Hahaha, it’ll be great! Anywho, get going!
 * Cmcgrath26: Alright. [to team] C’mon team, we can do this! It doesn’t look that hard. It’s just a huge ball made of goo. [pushes on it but the goo doesn’t move] [pants] Wow, that thing’s heavy.
 * Mavnol333: Yep, that’s the disadvantage of having a REEEALLY enormous goo ball. You could’ve made it a little bit shorter if you want, it just couldn’t be small.
 * Cmcgrath26: Now you tell us. C’mon, guys! Help me!
 * Chickenkrispies: Hahahaha! Look at them struggling! Our goo is much smaller than their’s so we’ll be there in a heartbeat.
 * Mavnol333: Not exactly, my fellow KFC addict. Your goo ball looks more like a triangular prism.
 * Chickenkrispies: We didn’t have time to form it into a ball!
 * Mavnol333: Yeah, well, just sayin’, it’s MUCH harder to push a giant triangular prism than a giant sphere. Hahahaha! Oh man, you WERE brighter before right?
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): It’s not my brain! It’s my KFC withdrawal! I feel like I’m losing my mind!
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): IT’S ALREADY LOST, KRISPIES! I THINK YOU BETTER GO FIND IT!
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Augh! [punches and breaks confession cam]
 * Mavnol333: Oh well, you guys better get a move on. I’ll be heading over to Sand Mountain. You know, in MY car. The one with air conditioning, a radio, AND a built-in DVD player. Too bad you guys don’t get one, hehe.
 * CartoonGuy (in the confessional): I bet he didn’t even rent that car. I bet he stole it.
 * [Mavnol drives away]
 * Alex: Welp, this ball isn’t gonna push itself.
 * Sharko: It isn’t? Laundrystops.png
 * Alex: Augh! [pushes Sharko into the goo]
 * [Sharko sinks into the goo]
 * CartoonGuy: What did you do that for?! Now we’re down two players and it’ll be even HARDER to push the goo!
 * Alex (in the confessional): Crap.
 * [The Liquid Leaders push their ball a few inches]
 * GoldenSpongebob: Ugh, it’s so heavy!
 * Chickenkrispies: [to the Liquid Leaders] Hahaha! Should’ve made your ball smaller, huh?
 * GoldenSpongebob: Shut up, KFC boy! KFC isn’t even that good!
 * Chickenkrispies: Oh yeah? You should talk. Your TEAM isn’t even that good!
 * GoldenSpongebob: We’ve won more challenges than you!
 * Chickenkrispies: SO WHAT?!
 * GoldenSpongebob: Our team is MUCH more talented than that stupid Colonel Sanders!
 * Chickenkrispies: [gasps]
 * The other contestants: [gasps]
 * Chickenkrispies: Just you wait. [storms off]
 * GoldenSpongebob (in the confessional): Heh, okay, I don’t know what came over me. But goddamn, Krispies’ team was doing no better than mine. Hell, they didn’t even MOVE their goo yet! We did! I was sick of him making fun of our team when we were LEADING!
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): I was fine with him telling me off, but telling SANDERS off? He’s gone.
 * PlanKrab: Well, that was something-er-er. Keep pushing!
 * Cmcgrath26: Wait, I have an idea! I have some more nets in my pockets! We can all carry a bit of our goo ball to Sand Mountain!
 * PlanKrab: Good idea-er-er!
 * Cmcgrath26: [hands out nets to his team]
 * [The Liquid Leaders put balls of goo in their nets and head off to Sand Mountain]
 * GoldenSpongebob: [to Chickenkrispies] Our team isn’t that good, huh?
 * Chickenkrispies: [mumbles] Ugh.
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): AUGH! Our team cannot stop losing!
 * Chickenkrispies: C’mon guys, what do we do?!
 * Koolkitty108: Ooh, I know! [runs over to the lifeguard stand where Larry the Lobster is sitting] Hey! You! Over here!
 * Larry: Hey, little giraffe bro! Ya need anything?
 * Koolkitty108: Yes! We need your help to push a triangular-shaped goo bubble to Sand Mountain!
 * Larry: What? Why?
 * Koolkitty108: [talks quickly] Uh, um, it’s a… dare! If you don’t, my friend with the KFC shirt on told me he’ll, uh, drown himself if you don’t!
 * Larry: Good Lord! [dashes to the Wet Warriors’ goo bubble and quickly pushes it]
 * Chickenkrispies: Wow, how did you get him to do this, Koolkitty?
 * Larry: [yells to Krispies while running] YOU WON’T DROWN ON MY WATCH LITTLE DUDE!
 * Chickenkrispies: Huh?
 * Koolkitty108: Oh, nothing, haha! Let’s run!
 * [The Wet Warriors run after the Liquid Leaders]
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders running with their nets]
 * Sharko: [to PlanKrab] Just checking, you’re voting out Alex right?
 * PlanKrab: Huh? Oh, yeah-er-er…
 * Sharko: Great!
 * PlanKrab: [sigh]
 * SpongeTron D: [runs next to PlanKrab] Hey, Cmc wanted me to tell you that if we lose, we’re gonna vote out Korra because he hasn’t been helping that much in challenges recently.
 * PlanKrab: Oh… sure-er-er.
 * SpongeTron D: Awesome-er-er, um, I mean awesome! [runs off]
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): Aughhhh, what do I do-er-er?
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors running after Larry]
 * Louis219: [to Dededeletethis] Good Lord, how is he so fucking strong?
 * Dededeletethis: I’m betting steroids.
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders]
 * CartoonGuy: [looks behind him and sees Larry charging towards them] Uh, guys…
 * The rest of the Liquid Leaders: [looks behind them] What? [gasp]
 * Larry: Make way, little giraffes! This is all for a worthy cause! [zooms past them]
 * Alex: What?! Wasn’t that the Wet Warriors’ goo?
 * [The Wet Warriors run past the Liquid Leaders]
 * PlanKrab: Aw, crap-er-er! They’re in the lead!
 * Cmcgrath26: [points up] Look! It’s Sand Mountain!
 * Alex: Damn it! They’re almost there!
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors arriving to Sand Mountain]
 * Chickenkrispies: Yes! We made it!
 * Koolkitty108: [to Larry] All you gotta do is push this goo all the way up the mountain!
 * Larry: Alright, dude! THIS is how you live like Larry! [picks up the goo with his bare claws and dashes up the mountain]
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): What a flexer.
 * [The Wet Warriors follow Larry up the mountain]
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders arriving at Sand Mountain]
 * PlanKrab: Alright guys-er-er! Let’s do this!
 * [The Liquid Leaders start running up the mountain]
 * [Transition to Larry and soon the Wet Warriors making it to the top of Sand Mountain]
 * Mavnol333: [to the Wet Warriors] What’s the giant crab doing here?
 * Chickenkrispies: He helped us get the goo up the mountain! You said we had to find a way to get the goo to the top.
 * Mavnol333: Fair enough. You guys are first, so you earn the advantage in the next challenge. [to Larry] As for YOU, you are not supposed to be here. [shoves him off the mountain]
 * Larry: [shouts as he’s falling down] This isn’t how you live like Larrrryyyyyy! [lands on the ground] Augh, my back!
 * Mavnol333: Now with that out of the way, it looks like the Liquid Leaders are almost here!
 * [The Liquid Leaders arrive to the top of Sand Mountain]
 * GoldenSpongebob: Crap! They beat us!
 * Mavnol333: Sorry, Leaders. You guys don’t get the advantage. For once.
 * Cmcgrath26: Welp, we lost. Drop your balls, guys.
 * [The Liquid Leaders drop their goo balls out of their nets and form one huge ball again]
 * Mavnol333 Anyways, before you guys start the next part of the challenge, I’ll be showing you guys what you’ll be doing first. I forgot to make my interns test out this part of the challenge last night, so they’ll be testing it right in front of you to make sure it’s safe. We brought in a separate goo bubble for this intern to ride on. Get on the bubble, man.
 * Intern: I don’t get paid enough for this. [gets on top of the goo bubble]
 * Mavnol333: You guys will be riding your goo bubbles down the mountain, and whoever makes it down first wins yet ANOTHER advantage in the fourth, and final part of the challenge! [pushes the goo bubble]
 * [The intern’s goo bubble rides down the mountain]
 * Intern: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * [The goo bubble runs into the bottom of the mountain and the intern explodes into multiple pieces]
 * Mavnol333: Ouch, an intern got dead again. My staff stinks. Anyways, the Wet Warriors are lucky today. Since they got up here first, they will not be riding their goo bubbles down the mountain. All they’ll be doing is pushing it down.
 * Wet Warriors: Wahoo!
 * Mavnol333: Liquid Leaders, I wish you good luck, or at least life. Get on your goo bubble.
 * [The Liquid Leaders get on the goo bubble]
 * PlanKrab: Oh well-er-er, I’ve got 16 years in the works. Bring it Mavnol-er-er.
 * Mavnol333: I will. Wet Warriors, step up to your goo. All you will be doing is pushing it.
 * [The Wet Warriors walk up to their goo]
 * Mavnol333: 3, 2, 1, go! [pushes the Liquid Leaders down the mountain]
 * [The Wet Warriors push their goo down the mountain]
 * Liquid Leaders: AHHHHHHHHHH!
 * PlanKrab: I’ve never received a handshake from anybody else but me-er-er!
 * SpongeTron D: I’ve never time traveled to 2015 to stop the dab from happening!
 * Alex: I’ve never punched Sharko’s teeth out!
 * Liquid Leaders: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
 * [The goo bubble runs into the bottom of the mountain]
 * Cmcgrath26: We survived? WE SURVIVED!
 * Sharko: But how? Laundrystops.png
 * PlanKrab: Um-er-er, I think Korra’s face broke our crash.
 * [TheKorraFanatic gets out of the goo bubble, mumbles gibberish, and collapses on the ground]
 * [The Wet Warriors’ goo ball comes to the bottom of the mountain]
 * Mavnol333: It looks like the Liquid Leaders have won the next advantage! Oh well, I figured. They’re clearly the superior team.
 * Chickenkrispies: I recommend you stop right there-
 * Mavnol333: Anyways, I guess we better go get the Liquid Leaders, huh? Sweetheart’s nose is bleeding a river right now.
 * [Transition to Mavnol and all of the competitors on top of Sand Mountain]
 * Mavnol333: Now that you’re all here, it’s time to begin the final part of today’s challenge!
 * [Korra raises his hand]
 * Mavnol333: And no, Sweetheart. Just because you lost your sense of smell doesn’t mean you’ll be getting out of this or upcoming challenges.
 * [Korra puts his hand down]
 * Mavnol333: Anyways, since Cmc and Koolkitty were the divers in the first part of the challenge, they will be choosing another member on their team to compete in the swimming race. Cmc, you’re up first.
 * Cmcgrath26: Hmmm… I pick PlanKrab. He used to live in water so he’s probably pretty good at swimming.
 * PlanKrab: Awesome-er-er!
 * Mavnol333: Koolkitty, who do you choose?
 * Koolkitty108: SwimBesideYou3! You’re up.
 * GuyBesideYou3: Aw.
 * Mavnol333: Alright, now everybody head over to Goo Lagoon. You guys have a challenge to finish.
 * [Transition to Goo Lagoon]
 * Mavnol333: PlanKrab, WaterBesideYou3, you guys will be racing to a low platform in the water that I will be standing on. Whoever makes it to the top of that platform first wins the entire challenge for their team. Are you ready?
 * PlanKrab: Yes!
 * GuyBesideYou3: No!
 * Mavnol333: Good enough for me. Ready, set, go!
 * [The two contestants jump in the water]
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): I seemed to be the ONLY one who remembered the man-eating jellyfish…
 * PlanKrab: This is easy-er-er.
 * GuyBesideYou3: Augh, the platform’s so far away!
 * PlanKrab: [swims quicker] Yes-er-er! I can win this!
 * [A man-eating jellyfish swims up to PlanKrab]
 * PlanKrab: Huh- AHHHHHHHH! [swims away from the jellyfish]
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): Totally forgot about that-er-er.
 * GuyBesideYou3: [continues to swim to the platform] Yes! I’m almost there!
 * PlanKrab: [catches up to GuyBesideYou3] Phew, I lost it-er-er!
 * Mavnol333: It looks like it’s neck-and-neck!
 * [PlanKrab and GuyBesideYou3 are struggling to make it to the platform first]
 * Chickenkrispies: C’mon, SwimmerBesideGoo3! Beat the green guy!
 * Cmcgrath26: You can do it PlanKrab! C’mon!
 * [Both of them make it on top of the platform at the same time]
 * The rest of the contestants: Awww.
 * Louis219: A tie? Crap.
 * Mavnol333: Not exactly. My intern just reviewed the footage. He called me and told me that GuyBesideYou3’s hand touched the top of the platform one millisecond before PlanKrab’s. That means… he won the challenge for the Wet Warriors!
 * GuyBesideYou3: I won? I WON!!
 * The rest of the Wet Warriors: [cheers]
 * Mavnol333: Sorry PlanKrab, but your team lost.
 * PlanKrab: Damn-er-er.
 * Mavnol333: However, things will be going a little bit differently tonight. Since one of our interns exploded, our entire staff has to go look for his body parts and send condolences to his family, which means that there will be NO time for an elimination ceremony. But, that doesn’t mean somebody will not be getting eliminated today. Instead of heading to Rock Bottom, the Wet Warriors get to choose which Liquid Leader gets the boot RIGHT NOW!
 * Wet Warriors: Wahoo!
 * Mavnol333: Choose wisely, because you cannot take back who you decide.
 * [The Wet Warriors get in a huddle]
 * Louis219: PlanKrab is a huge threat. I think we should eliminate him.
 * Albert’s Country: Agreed.
 * GuyBesideYou3: We’ve made our decision, Mavnol. We choose to eliminate-
 * Chickenkrispies: [cuts him off] GOLDENSPONGEBOB! WE’RE ELIMINATING GOLDENSPONGEBOB!
 * The rest of the Wet Warriors: What?!
 * GoldenSpongebob: WHAT?!?
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Nobody says that about Colonel Sanders.
 * Mavnol333: GoldenSpongebob it is.
 * Louis219: No, we choose to eliminate-
 * Mavnol333: Zip! No backsies. GoldenSpongebob has hereby been eliminated from ESB Underwater.
 * Cmcgrath26: Aw, man. [to GoldenSpongebob] Sorry, bro. You didn’t deserve that.
 * PlanKrab: Yeah-er-er. We’ll avenge you somehow.
 * GoldenSpongebob: Heh, thanks guys.
 * Mavnol333: Now that all of that’s out of the way, let’s all head back to the submarine for a good night’s sleep while GoldenSpongebob makes his way to Rock Bottom.
 * Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): GoldenSpongebob did NOTHING wrong. Chickenkrispies is gonna get it.
 * [Chickenkrispies walks into his room and unfolds his bed sheets, only to see “KFC SUCKS” written on his mattress in permanent black ink]
 * Chickenkrispies: AHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHH!
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders’ room]
 * PlanKrab: Man, that dude really likes KFC-er-er.
 * Cmcgrath26: Heh. [turns lights off]
 * [Credits play]