User blog:Mavnol333/ESB Underwater Episode 13: Race to the Lair (UNCENSORED)



30 MINUTES LATER 5 MINUTES LATER LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY]
 * Mavnol333: Last time on ESB Underwater, after I served the contestants up some “food”, I made them race to the Chum Bucket to begin our chum-eating challenge. However, in a turn of events, my intern who shall not be named shot me with a tranquilizer gun! The contestants had to solve the mystery, and came to the conclusion that Koolkitty was the one who shot me… until the intern who shall not be named showed up. In the end, nobody got eliminated, except… him. We’re down to 15 players, 500,000 dollars, and 0 interns named YOIMKYLE. If I have to say anything about today, these guys will be competing in the most challenging challenge to ever be challenged yet, here, on the challenging game show with many challenging challenges, ESB Underwater!
 * [Theme song plays]
 * [The contestants are all sound asleep in their rooms]
 * Mavnol333: [watching the footage] Aw, how adorable. It would be a shame if somebody were to pull the fire alarm and wake them up. [pulls the fire alarm]
 * [All of the contestants jump up]
 * Albert’s Country: AH!! WHAT’S GOING ON?!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Aw, crap! There’s a fire somewhere!
 * Albert’s Country: NOOO! Someone save my ripped-up chick magazines! And my SpongeBob Season 12 DVDs! And my favorite pair of socks! And my pack of con-
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Ahahaha! You guys should’ve seen the looks on your faces! AHAHAHA!
 * TheKorraFanatic: Ugh, should’ve known.
 * TheKorraFanatic (in the confessional): My mom says that nobody is born mean. I think her mind will change after watching this show. Man, we should’ve left him for dead last night.
 * Cmcgrath26: Do our mornings mean anything to you?
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): You should know the answer to that by now! Now, everybody come to the dining area. I have something special to share with you.
 * Alex (in the confessional): “Something special”? It’s probably more school supplies.
 * Sharko: Something special? I hope it’s a laundry machine! Laundrystops.png
 * [The contestants walk into the dining area only to see Mavnol standing in front of a curtain]
 * Albert’s Country: What’s behind the curtain?
 * Mavnol333: Take a guess.
 * TheKorraFanatic: More shampoo?
 * CartoonGuy: Senior discounts?
 * Albert’s Country: Are they magazines with old ladies in them?!
 * Mavnol333: Nope, you aren’t seniors, and what? What’s behind this curtain is… [opens the curtain to reveal a 5-star breakfast buffet]
 * Alex (in the confessional): After eating that slop yesterday, I could definitely use some real food that isn’t a chore to digest.
 * PlanKrab: Holy crap-er-er! This looks amazing!
 * Albert’s Country: Just like Biddy-
 * Mavnol333: No one cares, Albert. Yep, here is your 5-star breakfast. Originally, I was going to set out a buffet with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. But alas, that was way over budget and I care much more about paying off my hot tub than buying you guys food. So, dig in, everyone.
 * The contestants: Wahoo!
 * Mavnol333: Yep. You’re gonna need your strength to start your next challenge!
 * The contestants: Awww.
 * Alex (in the confessional): In all the excitement, I forgot that I was competing for 500,000 dollars on international television. I guess hunger can do that to a guy.
 * PlanKrab: [to SpongeTron D] So, what are you gonna eat first-er-er?
 * SpongeTron D: I think I’ll eat the eggs first.
 * Mavnol333: Eggs? EGGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * SpongeTron D: What? These aren’t eggs?
 * Mavnol333: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * SpongeTron D: Okay… I’ll be eating the… toast?
 * Mavnol333: HAHAHAHAHA!
 * PlanKrab: Shut the hell up-er-er, man! What are they?
 * Mavnol333: Oh, nothing… pfft…. HAHAHAHA!
 * PlanKrab: Yeah-er-er, I don’t think you should be eating those eggs, SpongeTron.
 * SpongeTron D: Eh, they look fine to me. Mavnol might just be tricking us again. [eats an “egg”]
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): Goddamn, what-er-er is Mavnol’s problem? They’re just eggs… I think.
 * Mavnol333 (in the confessional): HAHAHAHA, okay, here’s the truth. This isn’t a 5-star breakfast. I had to cheap out and give them the way less expensive meals. Damn, hot tub payments cost more than you think. Pfft. Eggs, HAHAHA-
 * Alex: Wow, this bacon looks great!
 * Mavnol333: BACON?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!
 * Alex: Will you shut up?!
 * Mavnol333: Sure, sure, haha.
 * Shut Up: Yeeeeahhhh, I don’t feel safe eating this food. Something just seems wrong.
 * PlanKrab: Me neither. Something’s up-er-er.
 * Mavnol333: Are you guys all done with your meal?
 * Dededeletethis: Oh yeah. I could really use a nap.
 * Mavnol333: Sorry, no time. We’re about to start our next challenge! And by we, I mean you. Meet me at the exit in 5 minutes everyone. And make sure to bring your running shoes. You’ll be racing to the death today. Whoever doesn’t die a bloody death will win today’s challenge. [walks to the exit]
 * Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): Did he say death?
 * Shut Up (in the confessional): What? WHAT?! RUNNING SHOES? Augh! The only shoes I remembered to pack were sandals.
 * TheKorraFanatic (in the confessional): I don’t get what the big deal is. We’ve been avoiding death for 13 episodes now.
 * Sharko: Well, I guess going out on television will be a cool way to go.
 * Alex: Wow, have you always been this careless?
 * Sharko: Laundrystops.png
 * Alex: Whatever.
 * [The contestants make their way to the exit 5 minutes later]
 * Mavnol333: Well, nice to see you all here. I bet that was a stressful 5 minutes.
 * Cmcgrath26: Like hell it was.
 * Mavnol333: Well, good news, you guys will probably not die-
 * The contestants: [sighs of relief]
 * Mavnol333: -during the first part of the challenge.
 * The contestants: What?!
 * Mavnol333: That’s right! The first part of this challenge is simple. Both teams will be given one GPS system each and will have to race to the Mermalair, which is where Bikini Bottom’s two famous superheroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy keep their crazy gadgets, costumes, top-secret crap, yadda, yadda, yadda. After you get there, you will have to start the second part of the challenge, in which you will have to get past Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy themselves and retrieve any gadget you would like. However, only one item for each contestant.
 * Albert’s Country: Why do we need to get the gadgets? And will we die during this challenge?
 * Mavnol333: Shut uuuuuup, I’m getting to that. Stop interrupting or I’ll rip up more of your magazines.
 * Albert’s Country: Yeesh, okay.
 * Mavnol333: Thank you. But not really. Anyways, you need to retrieve these gadgets to fight the one and only Man Ray! He escaped prison and he’s on the loose. The police here are severely incompetent so that leaves you guys. Whichever team finds Man Ray, catches him, and brings him back to the Mermalair wins invincibility for the time being, and the losers will be picking off a loser.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Yeah, yeah, whatever, will we actually die?
 * Mavnol333: How should I know? I’m not psychic. But probably. Here are your helmets and GPS systems. [passes them out to Albert’s Country and GoldenSpongebob] Anymore questions before everybody takes off?
 * GoldenSpongebob: Yes! Who’s Man Ray?!
 * Dededeletethis: Where is he?
 * Alex: What kind of gadgets do they have?
 * Mavnol333: I’ll take that as a no. On your mark, get set, go!
 * Alex: What a cow.
 * Mavnol333: Why, thank you!
 * [The contestants rush out of the submarine]
 * Albert’s Country: [to team] Oh my God, this place is so far away! Welp, let’s get going, team.
 * [The Wet Warriors run off to the Mermalair]
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders]
 * GoldenSpongebob: [holding the GPS upside down] It says the Mermalair is that way!
 * Alex: Alright, let’s go!
 * [The Liquid Leaders run to the opposite direction of the Wet Warriors]
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors]
 * Albert’s Country: Alright, the GPS says the lair is just [stops running] right across this road with a traffic jam!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Crap!
 * Koolkitty108: [talks quickly] Guy, guys, guys, I know what to do! Okay, so, once, I was running late to school, and there was a traffic jam on the road I had to cross, so I asked some random guy to throw me across the road! I got there just in time!
 * Louis219: Uh-huh…?
 * Koolkitty108: TOSSBESIDEYOU3! Toss me over all these cars!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Huh- what?
 * Koolkitty108: [jumps in his arms]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Ah!
 * Koolkitty108: C’mon! Throw me over all of these cars! Throw me! Throw me!
 * [GuyBesideYou3 only manages to throw Koolkitty on top of a moving car]
 * [Koolkitty hits her head on the top of the car]
 * Koolkitty108: Ow, wha- [passes out]
 * [The car drives away]
 * Louis219: Great going, AbsolutelyAndUtterlyTerribleAtThrowingHumanBeingsBesideYou3. Now we lost one of our teammates.
 * GuyBesideYou3: You’re really getting creative aren’t you? And it’s not like you could do any better. Imagine having to throw somebody across an entire road!
 * Shut Up: Shut up, she’s getting away!
 * Louis219: Great.
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders swimming away in Goo Lagoon]
 * Alex: Yeah, uh, I don’t think this lair is under an ocean that’s… in the ocean.
 * CartoonGuy: Good Lord, my science teacher was really wrong about this.
 * GoldenSpongebob: Well, this is where the GPS is telling me to go!
 * Alex: Lemme see that! [takes the GPS] Augh, you had it upside down! The Wet Warriors are probably already there by now!
 * The rest of the team: Aughhh!
 * Alex: Great going. [turns the GPS around] Let’s go back, everyone.
 * GoldenSpongebob (in the confessional): [slams his head on the wall]
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors running after the car]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Augh, why won’t it stop?!
 * Chickenkrispies: Wait, I know! [pulls a chicken leg out of his pocket]
 * GuyBesideYou3: You got your KFC back?
 * Chickenkrispies: Nah, I just found it in the garbage. [throws the chicken leg at the car and breaks the window]
 * Fred: My leg! [stops the car]
 * Albert’s Country: Yes, he stopped! Let’s grab Koolkitty and get the hell away from this guy before he sues!
 * Chickenkrispies: [grabs Koolkitty] Got her! Let’s go!
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders]
 * Cmcgrath26: Blech, starting to think that wasn’t water.
 * Alex: Yeah, it feels like there’s goo all over me.
 * Sharko: Laundrystops.png
 * CartoonGuy: I figured my science teacher wasn’t wrong. Weird, she’s always wrong when it comes to these things.
 * TheKorraFanatic: What? Who’s your teacher? Sounds pretty stupid.
 * CartoonGuy: My mom...
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors]
 * Louis219: Ight, now that the jaywalker here is unconscious, does anybody else have any ideas?
 * [Nobody responds]
 * Louis219: Great. I guess we’ll just have to all run on top of the cars.
 * Chickenkrispies: What? Do you WANT to get arrested like 9/17?
 * Louis219: Do YOU want that guy to eventually find us and yell at you for breaking his window with your chicken?
 * Chickenkrispies: ….. Fine. Let’s go.
 * Louis219: [climbs on the first car]
 * Driver: The hell are you doing, kid?
 * Louis219: Ignore him, guys! C’mon!
 * [The Wet Warriors walk across the traffic jam while many fish are yelling at them]
 * Dededeletethis: Phew, that was close.
 * [The drivers are forming a mob and chasing somebody]
 * Louis219: Wait, who are those guys chasing?
 * Chickenkrispies: The cameraman who was filming us was the only person they managed to catch.
 * Louis219: Nice. What a way to take one for the team. Sorta. Let’s go! The Mermalair is just a mile away!
 * [The Wet Warriors run off]
 * [The Liquid Leaders arrive at the road]
 * TheKorraFanatic: Uh… how come there aren’t any drivers behind the wheel?
 * Alex: They’re all beating up that cameraman over there.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Ah. Alright, let’s just climb across the ca-
 * Fred: Not so fast! You’re the kids who broke my car! And my leg! [to the mob] Hey everybody! We got some fresh meat!
 * The mob: Wahoo! [heads towards the Liquid Leaders]
 * Alex: AHHH! What the hell?!
 * PlanKrab: Hurry-er-er! The Mermalair is so close!
 * [The Liquid Leaders run away from the mob]
 * Cmcgrath26: Man, didn’t know fish were so short-tempered. Unnamed is the most calm critter you’ll ever see.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Tell us more about your hairy rodent after we win.
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors]
 * Albert’s Country: Yes! We’re here! The Merma-... Shady Shoals Rest Home?
 * GuyBesideYou3: The Mermalair is a retirement home?
 * Albert’s Country: I guess so, OldBesideYou3. Let’s go.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Okay, this joke is getting as old as this place's residents.
 * [The Wet Warriors enter Shady Shoals]
 * Receptionist: Oh, you must be the funeral directors! Come in, come in, we have a LOT to discuss!
 * Albert’s Country: Uh… we’re not funeral directors.
 * Receptionist: Oh, then you must be the giraffes from the surface. Man-who-wears-a-bra and Mr. Dandruff are in room 24.
 * Albert’s Country. Uh, great, thanks.
 * [Transition to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy napping in their rooms]
 * Mermaid Man: [talking in his sleep] EEEVIL. [snores] YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT RAY MAN! [snores]
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors]
 * Chickenkrispies: This is it. Room 24. [opens the door a crack to see Barnacle Boy napping on his bed while Mermaid Man is napping on a rocking chair with a gun in his arms]
 * Albert’s Country: Aw boy.
 * Mavnol333 (on the GPS): [whispering] What’s up, punching bags?
 * Albert’s Country: Gah! Huh?
 * Mavnol333 (on the GPS): [whispering] Oh yeah, this GPS is also a walkie talkie. Haha. Anyways, I forgot to mention that Mermaid Man has a key that unlocks the trap door to the Mermalair. However, since they’re sleeping, you have to locate the key without waking them up. Just letting you guys know, I forgot to tell them about this whole competition for 500,000 dollars thing. Only the receptionist knows about all of this. So, if you wake them up, they’ll either throw you out or shoot you. I don’t know which. Anyways, good luck! You’re gonna need it.
 * Albert’s Country: Great. What a piece of s-
 * Mavnol333 (on the GPS): [loudly] WHAT WAS THAT, ALBERT? I DIDN’T HEAR YOU!
 * Mermaid Man: Huh?! EVIL? EEEEEVIL! EEEEE...eeeevillll… [falls back asleep]
 * Albert’s Country (in the confessional): I don’t know what’s more insane. The fact that Mavnol hasn’t been arrested yet, or the fact that the other guy can sleep in the same room as this guy without any earplugs.
 * Koolkitty108: [regains consciousness] Huh? Where are we?
 * Chickenkrispies: Nice, you’re awake. The old guy with the gun has a key hidden somewhere in this room. We find it, we find the Mermalair.
 * Koolkitty108: Leave that to the kitty! [walks in the room] Okay so, like, I have a crazy good sense of smell. I’m like 1/69th Beagle, so, yeah.
 * GuyBesideYou3: We’re toast.
 * [Koolkitty starts sniffing around the room]
 * Dededeletethis: Uh, I don’t think you’ll find anythi-
 * Koolkitty108: Wait a minute! I smell something! [sniffs again and walks over to Mermaid Man] I smell a key!
 * Albert’s Country: Yes! Where is it?
 * Koolkitty108: It’s inside his shirt, somewhere around his right nipple.
 * Louis219: Augh, what the hell-
 * Koolkitty108: Shush! [slowly reaches into Mermaid Man’s shirt and pulls out a key] Got it!
 * The Wet Warriors: [quietly] Wahoo!
 * Koolkitty108: Here you go. [hands it to Albert] You may wanna get the hair off it though.
 * Albert’s Country: Blech. Okay, where’s the trap door?
 * Koolkitty108: [sniffs] It’s under Mermaid Man’s dresser where he keeps all his colored undies.
 * Louis219: Yeah, yeah, great. Let’s go! HURRY UP!
 * Koolkitty108: Sheesh, who put a pole up your-
 * Louis219: GO!
 * Koolkitty108: Fine, damn. [unlocks the trap door]
 * Louis219 (in the confessional): For the record, there was a dead resident in the room right next to ours, so I was just depressed at the time.
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders arriving at Shady Shoals]
 * Alex: I guess the Mermalair is some type of retirement home? Let’s go.
 * [The Liquid Leaders enter]
 * Receptionist: Oh, so you must be the funeral directors!
 * Alex: Uh, we’re not funeral directors, we’re-
 * Receptionist: Room 24.
 * Alex: Alright, then.
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors falling down the trap door]
 * Wet Warriors: AHHHHHHH!
 * Albert’s Country (in the confessional): I guess my motion sickness got the better of me down there. I don’t wanna talk about it. Blech.
 * [The Wet Warriors all land on the ground]
 * Louis219: Ow! [looks at arm] Hey who barfed on-
 * Chickenkrispies: HOLY CRAP, THIS PLACE IS HUGE!
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): And wherever there’s huge places, there’s most likely a food court with tons of KFC just waiting for me to gobble up!
 * Chickenkrispies: Where’s the KFC? Where is it?
 * Louis219: It’s a lair, not a mall.
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Aw sh- [confessional cam runs out of battery and dies]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Wow, this place is neat.
 * Koolkitty108: Oh my God, look at all this frozen tartar sauce! I haven’t had this crap in ages! [starts licking the frozen tartar sauce]
 * Chickenkrispies: Hey! Save some for me! I’ve never tried KFC with tartar sauce!
 * [Monitor on the wall turns on]
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Hello, contestants?
 * Koolkitty108: Hi! [to her teammates] Who’s the old guy?
 * Louis219: Looks like some kind of creep to me. Sorry man, there’s no toddlers for you to touch here.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Jokes on you, I don’t like children. Anyways, evil is lurking around Bikini Bottom, and it’s up to you to stop it.
 * Louis219: And it’s not up to the police to stop it?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): They’re on break, for your information. Since you’re the first team to arrive, two people on your team will be wearing superhero costumes.
 * Louis219: What? Why?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): They haven’t been used in years. Anywho, I will be making the decision. Louis and SuperheroTightsBesideYou3, you’ll be in costumes today.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Did Mavnol tell THIS guy too?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): GuyBesideYou3, you will be Captain Magma.
 * GuyBesideYou3: Nice, just what I need. More danger. Can I trade with somebody else?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): If you wish. You can give it to Shut Up.
 * Shut Up: What? Why me?!
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Shut up, Shut Up. Louis, you will be Miss Appear.
 * Louis219: Why am I the disappearing one?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Because you’re ugly.
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders]
 * Cmcgrath26: Here, we are. Room 24.
 * Mavnol333 (on the GPS): Get past Mermaid Man, don’t get shot, fall in the trap door, yadda, yadda, yadda.
 * Alex: Thanks for the help.
 * PlanKrab: Looks like the trap door-er-er is already open. Let’s go!
 * [The Liquid Leaders jump down and land on the ground]
 * Chickenkrispies: Aw, crap, you’re here.
 * Alex: Thanks for the warm welcome. Ight, what are we supposed to do?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Welcome to the Mermalair, Liquid Leaders.
 * Louis219: Watch out for this guy, he touches kids.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): NO, I DO NOT YOU LITTLE-! Ahem, anywho, I will be picking two players on your team to wear superhero costumes.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Wow, that’s lame.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): HEY, superhero costumes are NOT lame! Especially Mermaid Man’s. I can’t imagine having so much support on my chest all the time.
 * Louis219: You do touch kids, don’t you?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): [ignores] You might be wondering where Man Ray is right about now-
 * Louis219: Not really.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): -well, at the moment, he’s holding an entire bank hostage right now and it’s up to you guys to stop him!
 * TheKorraFanatic: Are the cops here really THAT lazy?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Yes, they are. Before you guys head off, I’ll be handing out the costumes for the Liquid Leaders. PlanKrab, you will be The Quickster.
 * PlanKrab: Cool-er-er!
 * The Chief (on the monitor): SpongeTron D, you will be The Elastic Waistband.
 * SpongeTron D: Oh. Great. I’ve always wanted to turn into a pair of underwear.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Your wish has now come true. “You guys can set your GPS systems to the Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank and make your way there. Whichever team brings Man Ray back wins today’s challenge.”. That’s what the cue card says.
 * Albert’s Country: Done.
 * Alex: Set.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): Alright, then. Everybody go pick a gadget. They’re on The Wall of Weapons right over there.
 * [The contestants head over to get their gadgets]
 * PlanKrab: Cool-er-er! The Orb of Confusion! [picks it up]
 * TheKorraFanatic: Nice, a laser gun.
 * Chickenkrispies: NO WAY! A gun that shoots KFC chicken! I’m keeping this!
 * [The other contestants pick up gadgets]
 * [Shut Up is the last one to choose a gadget]
 * Shut Up: Aw, you guys took all the good ones. The last one is a… hammer. At least I have my costume.
 * The Chief (on the monitor): The exit’s thataway, everyone. Good luck teams. Oh, and Louis?
 * Louis219: Yeah?
 * The Chief (on the monitor): I sincerely hope Shut Up sprays you with magma today.
 * [Monitor shuts off]
 * Louis219: Man, I sure feel like a valued player.
 * [All of the contestants exit the Mermalair]
 * [Transition to the Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank]
 * Man Ray: Mwahahahaha! 3 injured, 1 dead! A new record!
 * Fish: [hand twitches]
 * Man Ray: Oh, that makes 4 injured, 0 dead. Whatever. You all stay down while I steal some checkbooks with little poodles on them!
 * [Transition to the contestants racing]
 * PlanKrab: C’mon-er-er! Pick up the pace everybody! [arrives at the Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank in three seconds]
 * CartoonGuy: Wow, damn.
 * [The rest of the contestants arrive at the bank]
 * Shut Up: [to team] We’re guaranteed to win this challenge, guys! We’ve got someone who can shoot magma from their head! Krakatoa! [shoots out magma only for it to land on Louis instead]
 * Louis219: AUUUGH! OW IT BURNS!! AHHH!
 * [The episode cuts to Louis being bandaged up by an intern]
 * Mavnol333: Welp, thanks for injuring your own teammate slash superhero and forcing me to come here, 0ffli- er, Shut Up. Anyways, now that Louis, I mean, Miss Appear is utterly useless in this competition, you Warriors are really gonna have to step up your game.
 * Shut Up: Heh, sorry about that.
 * Mavnol333: Welp, now the Wet Warriors are stuck with one hero and the Liquid Leaders are stuck with two.
 * Cmcgrath26: Um, Mavnol?
 * Mavnol333: WHAT? What do you want?
 * Cmcgrath26: SpongeTron tied himself in multiple tight knots and we can’t untie him.
 * Mavnol333: Oh. Well then, that leaves each team with one hero.
 * Chickenkrispies: Whatever. We can still win this, right team!?
 * Albert’s Country: Yeah!
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): We have more losses than wins, right now. I do NOT wanna go back to Rock Bottom again.
 * Koolkitty108: [in a quick and excited voice] Alright guys, let’s go get that bad boy and make mama proud! [suddenly turns green] Augh… my stomach. Something’s… coming up. [vomits on the ground]
 * Everyone else: Ew!
 * Cmcgrath26: Augh, I feel sick… [vomits]
 * PlanKrab: What’s with all the barfing-er-er?
 * GuyBesideYou3: I don’t know, but it feels like there’s something moving inside me! [runs away and vomits in a bush]
 * GoldenSpongebob: Good God!
 * Mavnol333: Ha, wow. Almost all of you have puked! Apparently, I spoke with the medical thingamajiggers and you all have food poisoning.
 * The contestants (excluding PlanKrab and Shut Up): Awww.
 * PlanKrab: Wait a minute-er-er. Shut Up and I are the only ones to not get sick because we didn’t eat the 5-star breakfast-er-er!
 * GuyBesideYou3: [to Mavnol] You’ve got some… [gulps] explaining to do, man.
 * Mavnol333: Relax, PukeBesideYou3. All I’m saying is that my hot tub is worth much more than your meals, so I cheaped out and got you guys some weird crap that they eat down here. Not sure what it is exactly, but all I know is that it expired before your parents were even born. I guess it just took a while for the food to REALLY get to ya.
 * GuyBesideYou3: Wow, you are cheap.
 * Mavnol333: HEY, hot tub payments are NOT cheap, just so you know. And on an unrelated matter, don’t think that you’ll all be getting out of today’s challenge just because you’re “hurting” and “ill”. You will all still be fighting Man Ray.
 * TheKorraFanatic: That’s just fucking great.
 * [Transition to Man Ray and his hostages inside the bank]
 * Man Ray: [looking at checkbooks] These poodles are so cute! [to hostages in a cute high-pitched voice] Who else thinks poodles are just the cutest things ever? [in an intimidating and loud voice] BECAUSE WHOEVER DOESN’T THINK THESE ADORABLE LITTLE THINGS ARE CUTE WILL BE DESTROYED!
 * [Transition back outside]
 * PlanKrab: [to team] Okay, I know you guys-er-er aren’t feeling the best, so you’ll all have to do the easy stuff. I saw a ladder behind the bank-er-er. All you guys have to do is put it up so I can climb to the roof.
 * CartoonGuy: I’m too weak to carry a ladder.
 * Sharko: And I’m too weak to make a laundry stops joke out of that response.
 * Alex: Thank the Lord.
 * PlanKrab: Just… try-er-er!
 * [Transition to the Wet Warriors talking]
 * Shut Up: Alright, uh, I guess since you guys are sick, you don’t have to do much. I’ll just break in, throw my hammer at Man Ray and knock him out, and take him back to the Mermalair. You guys all follow.
 * Chickenkrispies: Are you sure? What if you get shot by him in there?
 * Shut Up: I doubt that. I’m sure this is all just pretend.
 * Mavnol333: [to himself] Pfft, yeah.
 * Shut Up: Alright guys, wish me luck! [screams as he barges into the bank]
 * Shut Up (in the confessional): It was all up to me. All I had to do was knock this guy out and get him out of the bank while looking super intimidating while doing so.
 * Shut Up: [stops moving when he sees all of the hostages] I SURRENDER! DON’T KILL ME PLEASE!
 * Man Ray: What the hell- what are you doing here?! [pushes Shut Up to the floor and puts his ray gun to his face] GET DOWN AND THE FLOOR AND TELL ME IF YOU LIKE POODLES!
 * Shut Up: Eep.
 * [Transition to the Liquid Leaders behind the bank]
 * PlanKrab: Okay-er-er, did you guys find the ladder?
 * TheKorraFanatic: Here it [pants] is. [puts it against the wall]
 * PlanKrab: Excellent-er-er! I’m gonna sneak through the chimney, and turn the Orb of Confusion-er-er on next to Man Ray. He’ll be too confused-er-er to fight back! We’ll be able to save the hostages AND win the challenge!
 * Alex: Awesome. Now get in the chimney, Santa Claus. I’m gonna hurl soon.
 * PlanKrab: [quickly climbs the ladder and gets in the chimney] [whispers] Augh, this chimney is filthy-er-er! [gets to the end of the chimney] [quietly] That’s Man Ray! [turns on the Orb of Confusion and throws it at him]
 * Man Ray: Huh? What was that? Who’s- [Orb of Confusion hits him in the head] dah, dur, duh. [collapses on the ground]
 * PlanKrab: Yes-er-er! [quickly grabs Man Ray, puts him on his back, and dashes outside to the back of the bank] I got Man Ray-er-er! Everybody get on my back!
 * GoldenSpongebob: Uh, why?
 * PlanKrab: Apparently, these superhero costumes give off super strength as well-er-er. Hurry!
 * [The Liquid Leaders hop on PlanKrab’s back and they get to the Mermailar in 7 seconds flat]
 * PlanKrab: We made it-er-er!
 * CartoonGuy: Eugh, you shouldn’t have run that fast. [vomits]
 * [Transition to Shut Up and the other hostages rushing out of the bank]
 * Shut Up: Oh man, that was the scariest crap I’ve ever been through in my life.
 * Chickenkrispies: You’re back! Did you get Man Ray?
 * Shut Up: [looks at his team in silence]
 * Chickenkrispies: AUUUGH!!!
 * [The episode cuts to the Wet Warriors arriving at the Mermalair]
 * Mavnol333: It’s about time you guys got here. Good-ish news, you guys are still alive. Bad news, you lost the challenge. You’ll be sending someone home tonight!
 * Wet Warriors (excluding Shut Up): What?! [glares at Shut Up]
 * Shut Up: Hehe… [facepalms]
 * Mavnol333: Welcome back to the anxiety-inducing elimination ceremony, Wet Warriors. Go cast your votes in the bus station bathroom.
 * Chickenkrispies (in the bathroom): I want Shut Up to shut up and get on that bus!
 * [Everybody else casts their votes]
 * Mavnol333: You have all cast your votes and made your decisions. When I call your name, you are safe from elimination tonight and get to stay for another day. The eliminated contestant must immediately grab this bus ticket I have in my hand and make their way to the bus stop to catch a bus. Albert’s Country, Dededeletethis, Chickenkrispies, Koolkitty108, and GuyBesideYou3.
 * [They all walk up to Mavnol]
 * Mavnol333: I have one bus ticket in my hand and either Louis219 or Shut Up will receive it. I have to say, neither of you are completely safe tonight. Louis, you ticked off Chief and got burned by lava. You were one of your team's superheroes so you could’ve helped your team win. Shut Up, you were the only unpoisoned member of your team and the most COWARDLY member of your team. Haha. The person who will NOT be going home tonight is…
 * Louis219: [shakes in fear of being eliminated]
 * Shut Up: [sweats nervously]
 * Mavnol333: Louis219.
 * Louis219: YES, WAHOO! [walks up to Mavnol]
 * Mavnol333: Welp, it’s about time. I was sick of people thinking I was telling them to actually shut up. Here’s your bus ticket. [gives Shut Up his bus ticket]
 * Shut Up: I should’ve eaten your crappy breakfast.
 * Mavnol333: Yes. You should’ve. 14 players remain in the game! Ooh, this is getting juicy! Will the Wet Warriors win for a change? Find out next time on ESB Underwater!
 * [Transition to the Mermalair]
 * [Monitor turns on]
 * The Chief (on the monitor): [making out with himself and making smooching noises] Oop, who turned this on? [turns monitor off]
 * [Credits play]