User blog:Mavnol333/ESB Underwater Episode 17: Super Soap (UNCENSORED)



A FEW HOURS LATER FLASHBACK FLASHBACK ENDS 6 HOURS LATER LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY
 * Mavnol333: Last time on ESB Underwater, 9/17 returned to the competition and had an obvious vendetta against Alex. After the elimination ceremony, we discovered that the submarine was almost out of oxygen, so I sent the contestants on a life-threatening journey to Oxygen Springs, where they could retrieve oxygen tanks for the submarine. In the end, SpongeTron D took victory after the rest of the players fainted mid-challenge and TheKorraFanatic, also known as Sweetheart, got the bus ticket of shame because he was the one responsible for the rest of the contestant’s near-death. A dozen players remain in the game, and they’ve been playing pretty dirty all competition. However, ironically, they’ll have to play super squeaky clean in this episode of ESB Underwater!
 * [Theme song plays]
 * [PlanKrab is fidgeting around in bed]
 * PlanKrab: No… don’t! Mr. Tarded! Don’t eat-er-er the handshake lotion! [wakes up and sits up] AHHHHH! Oh-er-er… it was just a nightmare-er-er! [looks around the room to see that everybody is still asleep] [looks at alarm clock] 4 AM-er-er? Augh. I’m gonna take-er-er a bath to wake up. [walks over to the bathtub in their room] Damn it-er-er, there isn’t any soap. I guess I’ll go back to bed. [heads back to bed and falls back asleep]
 * [Cut to Cmcgrath26 with one of his eyes slightly opened]
 * Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): Mr. Tarded?
 * Mavnol333: [watching the footage] Aw, they look so cute when they’re sleeping. But not as cute when they’re scared! [blasts a foghorn into the P.A.]
 * GuyBesideYou3: HUH, WHAT?
 * Dededeletethis: Augh, my ears!
 * Koolkitty108: Ooh, cool, there’s red jelly coming out of my ears! Fun!
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Hahaha, good morning campers!
 * Louis219: Who says it was good?
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Me, just now. Sorry to say this guys, but, you won’t be eating any breakfast this morning.
 * Cmcgrath26: Aw, what? Why?
 * Koolkitty108: Ooh, maybe he’s saving something yummy for the winner of the next challenge! That’d be fun!
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Whatever helps you sleep at night. Now, you guys got 4 minutes to freshen up and meet me at the exit of the sub. If you’re late, you’ll receive a really painful penalty! Hahaha!
 * The contestants: Awwww.
 * [Cut to Mavnol laughing in his private quarters]
 * [An intern walks in]
 * Intern: What’s the penalty?
 * Mavnol333: Oh, I’m gonna put rusty nails in their shoes. Hahaha!
 * Intern: Wow, that’s psychotic.
 * Mavnol333: I know right? The ratings will break through the roof tonight!
 * 9/17 (in the confessional): I was so ready for Alex to get that bus ticket. I will do whatever it takes to get him out of this game.
 * Alex (in the confessional): So, apparently, I’ve gotten into an alliance with one okay competitor, and one competitor that makes me want to rip all of my hair out. It’s a sacrifice, but hey, it’s better than getting kicked out by 9/17.
 * Sharko (in the confessional): So, I’ve finally lured Alex into my alliance. This is perfect. He’ll get me farther and farther into the game, and when he isn’t of use anymore, bye bye.
 * PlanKrab: [putting on his clothes for the day]
 * Cmcgrath26: [walks up to PlanKrab] Hey.
 * PlanKrab: Ahoy-er-er.
 * Cmcgrath26: So uh… I heard you dreaming last night.
 * PlanKrab: Huh? Really-er-er? I wasn’t dreaming-er-er, I was-
 * Cmcgrath26: Who’s Mr. Tarded?
 * PlanKrab: Uh-
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): You guys got 2 minutes!
 * PlanKrab: Oop! We gotta hurry-er-er!
 * Cmcgrath26: Okay…
 * Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): PlanKrab’s been acting strange lately. First, he’s been talking to Sharko a lot, and now this “Mr. Tarded” stuff. I wanna know what’s up.
 * [SpongeTron D gets out of bed and looks a little green]
 * Cmcgrath26: Wow, uh, SpongeTron?
 * SpongeTron D: Yeah-er-, yeah?
 * Cmcgrath26: You look a little more… green than usual.
 * SpongeTron D: Really? [looks in the mirror] Huh-er-, I mean, huh. It’s probably just a side effect of suffocating, hehe.
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): So… Cmc heard about Mr. Tarded-er-er. I really don’t wanna bring him up right now.
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): 30 seconds, fellas!
 * Alex: [finishes freshening up and walks out the door]
 * 9/17: [trips Alex as he walks out the door]
 * Alex: AHH! [falls on the ground]
 * 9/17: Hahaha. [runs off]
 * [Every contestant aside from Alex arrives to the exit in time]
 * Mavnol333: Welcome back, everybody!
 * Alex: [runs to and eventually arrives at the exit] I’m here!
 * Mavnol333: Alex, buddy. Looks like you were the only one here to arrive later than 4 minutes. Take off your shoes. [pulls out some rusty nails out of a box]
 * Alex: This can’t be legal!
 * Intern: [walks up to Mavnol] He’s right, sir. If you do this, he could lose massive amounts of blood and you could get charged for murder.
 * Mavnol333: What? Aw, that takes all the fun out of it. Have it your way Alex. Anyways, it’s time to explain your challenge for the day.
 * Alex: Oh goodie.
 * Mavnol333: Oh goodie indeed, because today, you’ll be doing some breaking and entering.
 * Cmcgrath26: What? Again?
 * Louis219: Looks like Mavnol’s running out of ideas.
 * Mavnol333: I am NOT running out of ideas. Your challenge today was originally going to be sword fighting each other at the Bikini Bottom arena, but, when I shared the idea to the lawyers, they just mooooaned and whiiiiined about stupid lawsuits, death, cancellation, blah blah blah. So, instead, I’ve come up with something safer. It has recently come to my attention that your two bathtubs are out of soap.
 * PlanKrab: Yeah-er-er, I wanted to shower after I woke up, but I couldn’t.
 * GuyBesideYou3: I need my shampoo, man! Without it, I smell like a sweaty sack of sh-
 * Mavnol333: [cuts him off] Easy, there. So, for today’s challenge, you will be breaking into a rich guy’s home to steal his last bottle of soap.
 * CartoonGuy: Really? Why can’t you just buy some?
 * Mavnol333: Who needs to waste their time buying soap when I have 12 slaves- er, contestants, who can get some for me? Heh. Anyways, you will be making your way to Squilliam Fancyson’s tower. Lemme tell ya, it’s fuckin' huge! Each contestant will be searching around the tower in hope of finding a bottle of soap. Whichever contestant brings the soap back to the submarine wins immunity for the day, and the rest of you will be facing elimination.
 * Louis219: Really? We have to run somewhere AGAIN?
 * Mavnol333: Relax. I was getting really bored of having you guys just walk to your destinations, so I’m doing something different today. Put on your air helmets and come with me. [passes out the air helmets]
 * [Mavnol, an intern, and the contestants exit the submarine only to see a large cannon right in front of them]
 * GuyBesideYou3: What’s with the cannon…?
 * Mavnol333: Instead of walking over to Squilliam’s tower, I’ll be shooting you out of this super large and super powerful cannon! Hahaha! There’s a chance that you will get launched to your death, but there’s also a chance you won’t. Sooooo… get in.
 * CartoonGuy: But… will we get any safety equipment? Or anything?!
 * Mavnol333: Look, does it look like I care about the safety of my cast? Just get in the cannon!
 * CartoonGuy: Fine.
 * [The contestants all cram in the cannon]
 * Mavnol333: Hahahaha! This will be hysterical! Haha!
 * Koolkitty108: Just hurry up and fire! I wanna fly!
 * Mavnol333: Whatever you say hot stuff, haha! [fires them out of the cannon]
 * [The contestants scream as they get launched]
 * Mavnol333: Oh my God, that was awesome! Hahaha!
 * Intern: Wow, you’re a real jackass to these guys.
 * Mavnol333: Oh, I know. I’m a real pro.
 * Intern: I bet you can’t go the rest of this episode without treating them badly in any way.
 * Mavnol333: What? Yes I can! I just… don’t want to is all.
 * Intern: Ha, you can’t treat anybody like actual human beings!
 * Mavnol333: Just watch me! If I treat these guys super well for the rest of the episode, I’ll dock your pay!
 * Intern: Fine. If you don’t, you give me and the other interns actual livable conditions.
 * Mavnol333: Fine! Bet’s on!
 * [Transition to the contestants “flying” to Squilliam’s tower]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Oh dear God, I’m gonna die!
 * Alex: Cram it, GuyDeceasedYou3! I’m stressed enough already!
 * Sharko: We’re gonna land any second now…
 * Koolkitty108: Wow, I’ve never flown for 6 hours before!
 * CartoonGuy: Oh God, we’re landing!
 * The contestants: AHHHHHH!
 * [The contestants land on a super soft mattress right outside Squilliam’s tower]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Huh? Who put this mattress here?
 * Mavnol333: [walks up to the contestants] I did.
 * Mavnol333 (in the confessional): [sigh] It was all part of the bet.
 * Alex: Shocking. I’m guessing that building over there is Squilliam’s tower.
 * Mavnol333: Yep, it’s time for you guys to get that soap.
 * Intern: You haven’t told them about-
 * Mavnol333: Augh, fine. [to the contestants] YO, wait!
 * Louis219: Ugh, what else could you possibly say-
 * Mavnol333: After hearing about this whole challenge thing, Squilliam has hired a couple of security guards to protect the tower. So, you might wanna watch out for them.
 * Louis219: Great.
 * Mavnol333: Now get going. I got some hysterical footage of you guys failing to watc-, I mean, footage of Seinfeld episodes to watch. I need a laugh. Hahaha. [sigh] Augh.
 * Alex: Alright then. Well, this challenge isn’t gonna win itself.
 * 9/17: Neither are you.
 * Alex: [sighs and enters the tower]
 * [The other contestants enter the tower]
 * PlanKrab: Holy shit-er-er! This place is fancy as hell-er-er!
 * Cmcgrath26: Wow, all of the doors have gilded doorknobs! I thought they were just a myth!
 * 9/17: While you guys pursue your doorknob fetish, I’ll be looking for that bottle of soap. [starts to run but Alex trips him]
 * Alex: Hahaha!
 * Alex (in the confessional): Bitch had it coming.
 * 9/17 (in the confessional): Tripping? Really? So uncalled for.
 * Alex: [to himself] I guess the soap’s in the bathroom, so I’ll look there. But… augh, where do I start to look? This place is enormous!
 * [Cut to the other contestants at the entrance]
 * Cmcgrath26 and Sharko (at the same time): [to PlanKrab] Hey PlanKrab, wanna look for the soap together?
 * Sharko: Huh?
 * Cmcgrath26: What?
 * PlanKrab: U-uh…
 * Alex: [shouting] Yo, Sharko! Help me find the bathroom!
 * Sharko: Coming! [to PlanKrab] I guess you could partner up with the rat boy this time. [runs over to Alex]
 * Cmcgrath26: Why did Sharko want to be your partner-
 * PlanKrab: Oh nevermind that-er-er. Let’s go look for that bottle of soap!
 * Cmcgrath26: Okay, where do you think Squilliam hid it? The bathroom?
 * PlanKrab: That’s way too obvious-er-er. Let’s just look around and see if we come across it.
 * [Transition to GuyBesideYou3 heading towards an elevator]
 * Chickenkrispies: [follows him] Hey, PartnerBesideYou3! Wanna team-up?
 * GuyBesideYou3: Oh, uh, alright. Sure. I’m going to the second floor.
 * Chickenkrispies: Alright!
 * [Chickenkrispies enters the elevator, but GuyBesideYou3 trips and accidentally pushes Krispies into the buttons]
 * Chickenkrispies: Aw, no! The elevator won’t work!
 * GuyBesideYou3: We’re trapped!
 * Chickenkrispies: Don’t worry, the Colonel will come back from the dead and save us. He always does.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): He was sane before, wasn’t he?
 * [Cut to Louis219 climbing the stairs to the second floor]
 * [Koolkitty108 runs up the stairs]
 * Koolkitty108: Hi!
 * Louis219: What do you want?
 * Koolkitty108: I wanna team-up! Everybody’s doing it!
 * Louis219: Fat chance. I’m in it to win it, and I don’t need anybody helping me. [starts walking down the stairs instead of up]
 * Koolkitty108: You’re going the wrong way.
 * Louis219: Oh, right. [starts walking back up]
 * [Cut to Alex and Sharko on the first floor]
 * Sharko: What does this door lead to? [opens a door and immediately shuts it]
 * Alex: What? What was in there?
 * Sharko: Uh… it was a dungeon but the… disgusting and naughty kind.
 * Sharko (in the confessional): [vomits] Oh dear God! What other kinds of sick, twisted things do rich octopuses DO here?
 * Alex: Alright, uh, let’s check the next door. [opens it only to reveal a gilded doorknob factory]
 * Sharko: Wow. Gilded doorknobs everywhere!
 * Alex: It’s a magical wonderland!
 * Security guard: Hey! Those two broke into the gilded doorknob factory! They’re experiencing heaven itself for free!
 * Security guard #2: Let’s get ‘em!
 * Alex & Sharko: AHHHHHH! [runs off]
 * [Cut to Dededeletethis searching the first floor]
 * Dededeletethis: [opens a door only to reveal a giant movie screen with Picture My Booty Up In 3D playing in a loop] Wow! Screw the soap, I’m staying here! [grabs some popcorn and sits down]
 * [Cut to PlanKrab and Cmc in another elevator]
 * Cmcgrath26: Welp, we couldn’t find the soap on the first and second floors. Maybe it’s on the third floor.
 * PlanKrab: Yeah-er-er!
 * [Elevator opens to reveal another 2 security guards standing right in front of it]
 * PlanKrab: Oh crap-er-er.
 * Security guard #3: [shouting] Hey, boss! We got us some trespassers!
 * Squilliam: Ugh, it must be the stupid thick-necked giraffes from the surface. Toss them into The Room.
 * Security guard #4: [gasp] You don’t mean...
 * Squilliam: Yes, I am serious. I’m gonna teach them a lesson about breaking and entering, haha.
 * [The security guards take hold of PlanKrab and Cmc]
 * Cmcgrath26: Augh, let go! Or so help me, I’ll summon Unnamed!
 * Mavnol333 (in the confessional): What’s with my contestants and wanting to summon shit?
 * [The security guards bring PK and Cmc to the fourth floor, which contains all of the discarded and unused gilded doorknobs]
 * PlanKrab: AHHHHHH! It can’t be-er-er!
 * Cmcgrath26: Oh, the agony! All gilded doorknobs should be used!
 * [The security guards laugh and lock the door]
 * PlanKrab: [sigh] Just think how many memories-er-er families could have had with these doorknobs.
 * Cmcgrath26: Well, since we’re gonna be locked in here for a while, we might as well discuss something I think we really gotta talk about.
 * PlanKrab: Crap.
 * [Cut to CartoonGuy on the second floor]
 * CartoonGuy: Hmmm… [opens a door to reveal a room that contains several fake unibrows] Squilliam’s unibrow is fake? Hahahaha! What’s next, his pickle nose is fake?
 * [Squilliam and security guards #3 and #4 arrive at the second floor]
 * Squilliam: I hope we don’t run into any more giraffes. [gasps] Oh good heavens! Someone’s looking in the unibrow room! Get him! I don’t want word getting out!
 * [The security guards run towards CartoonGuy]
 * CartoonGuy: Ah! I could use one of these unibrows, though. [grabs one and runs away]
 * [Cut to Koolkitty and Louis riding another elevator to the third floor]
 * Louis219: I can’t believe the second floor had a room filled with Cool Whip.
 * Koolkitty108: I know right?
 * Louis219: Well, let’s hope the third floor has the soap.
 * Louis219 (in the confessional): This was easily one of the most tiring challenges yet. This tower had every room imaginable, good and bad. But mostly bad.
 * [The elevator arrives to the third floor and Louis and Koolkitty exit]
 * Koolkitty108: Ooh let’s see what’s in this door! [opens the door to reveal a Donald Trump worship room]
 * Louis219: Uh, what?
 * Koolkitty108: Wow, there’s Donald Trump posters everywhere!
 * Louis219: Wow, there’s a little wall made out of Legos on that table over there. How adorable.
 * Koolkitty108: I can’t find the soap! Let’s go!
 * [Cut to SpongeTron D on the second floor]
 * SpongeTron D: Let’s see-er-er what’s in this door-er-er.
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): I haven’t been able to stop saying-er-er, so what’s the point in trying anymore?
 * SpongeTron D: [opens the door to reveal a laptop sitting on a table] Wow, there’s nothing else in here. [walks up to the laptop and reads the text on the screen] “Click this link and you win half of my money.”. Nice-er-er! [clicks the link]
 * [Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley plays]
 * SpongeTron D: Augh! [throws the laptop and breaks it]
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): Way to put 10 year-old memes in your own home, Squilliam. This episode will probably be dated in a couple of years.
 * [Cut to PlanKrab and Cmcgrath26 in the discarded gilded doorknobs room]
 * Cmcgrath26: There’s something I wanna know. Who’s Mr. Tarded?
 * PlanKrab: Huh, I don’t know what you’re talking about-er-er. Hehe, I-
 * Cmcgrath26: Don’t deny it, man. I heard you have that nightmare. Why have you been acting so strange about it?
 * PlanKrab: [sigh] I knew I couldn’t keep it a secret forever-er-er. Well, remember when I told you I was once reduced into a puddle?
 * Cmcgrath26: Yeah.
 * PlanKrab: Well-er-er, a strange scientist found me above the water one day…
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): I was created in this town-er-er, so I know my way around. If it wasn’t for my melted corpse floating up to the surface, I wouldn’t have been recreated-er-er by some weird scientist that was fishing that day for some reason. I won’t be getting into-er-er any of this, by the way. The last thing I’ll say about this is that the scientist was a pain.
 * PlanKrab: ...he was a little bit nuts. His first name was Yuri. After he found me during his fishing trip, he took me to his laboratory for scientific-er-er studies. After seemingly endless weeks of studying and inventing, he brought me back to life. I was a new man. A better-er-er man. He helped me improve as a person and I couldn’t thank him enough. He was pretty crazy-er-er sometimes and irritated me with all of his science-er-er talk, but he took care of me and cured me of my evil ways. However-er-er, one day, I accidentally left my patented handshake lotion in the fridge-er-er and put my bottle of water in the bathroom. When Yuri woke up the next morning, he accidentally drank some of my handshake-er-er lotion, which was a huge mistake. He drank so much-er-er of it that it ended up melting his insides and he… died. I went to multiple hospitals and they said there was nothing they could do. I spent months studying his books-er-er so I could invent something that could bring him back. But I just couldn’t. This is why I entered this competition-er-er in the first place. I want to win the money-er-er so I can go to some type of school and learn more about engineering and inventing, so I can bring the man-er-er who saved my life back.
 * Cmcgrath26: Wow.
 * Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): Lemme tell you, that was the LAST thing I was expecting.
 * Cmcgrath26: Why did you hide this from me for so long?
 * PlanKrab: It’s just a subject-er-er that I don’t like to bring up.
 * Cmcgrath26: Oh. I’m sorry for being nosy.
 * PlanKrab: It’s okay-er-er. Now c’mon, we gotta find a way out of here!
 * [Cut to GuyBesideYou3 and Chickenkrispies in the broken elevator]
 * Chickenkrispies: [kneeling on the floor while praying] Sanders, it’s me. Krispies. If you get us out of here, I’ll punch that KFC intern in the mouth for setting the place on fire.
 * [The elevator opens]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Oh c’mon! It’s just a coincidence that-
 * Chickenkrispies: No time to talk! We gotta find that soap! [runs out of the elevator]
 * GuyBesideYou3: [sighs and follows him]
 * [Cut to Alex and Sharko running away from security guards #1 and #2]
 * Alex: Let’s run all the way up the stairs!
 * Sharko: Laundrystops.png
 * [Alex and Sharko run all the way up to the fifth floor]
 * Alex: Quick! Let’s hide in that room! [opens the door and rushes in]
 * Sharko: [follows Alex and shuts the door]
 * [The security guards run past the door]
 * Alex: Phew… I think we lost them.
 * Sharko: I can’t see shit. I’mma turn on the lights. [turns on the lights]
 * Alex: W-what?
 * Sharko: Since when did Squilliam acquire all these portraits of Patrick?
 * [Alex and Sharko run out of the room]
 * Alex: Where in the hell does Squilliam keep his freakin’ bathroom?
 * Sharko: Maybe he wears diapers.
 * [Cut to Dededeletethis in the My Superhero Movie room]
 * Dededeletethis: Welp, I’m out of popcorn, so I might as well look for that soap-
 * Movie screen: No longer the sidekick, no that’s not me!
 * Dededeletethis: Ooh, this is my favorite part!
 * [Cut to GuyBesideYou3 and Chickenkrispies looking in the “Senior Discount” room]
 * Chickenkrispies: Crap, I can’t find the soap in here!
 * GuyBesideYou3: I bet CartoonGuy will be pretty disappointed.
 * CartoonGuy: [walks in] Hey, have you guys found- OH MY GOD!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Yeah, uh, will be leaving now.
 * [GBY3 and Chickenkrispies leave]
 * CartoonGuy: This isn’t a rich guy’s tower! It’s heaven!
 * [Cut to PlanKrab and Cmcgrath26 jiggling the door handle]
 * Cmcgrath26: Augh, it won’t budge!
 * PlanKrab: Oh! I almost forgot-er-er! [pulls handshake lotion out of his pocket] If I splash-er-er enough handshake lotion on the walls, they’ll melt and we can escape-er-er! [splashes all of his handshake lotion on the wall]
 * [The wall melts]
 * Squilliam: [walks by] What? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WALL? SECURITY!
 * Cmcgrath26: Ah! C’mon PK, let’s go!
 * [The two escape]
 * Squilliam: [to security guards #1 and #2] Get them!
 * [Cut to Koolkitty and Louis arriving to the fourth floor]
 * Koolkitty108: [opens a door] Wow, awesome!
 * Louis219: What’s in there?
 * Koolkitty108: The bathroom.
 * Louis219: Sweet! The soap must be in there! [walks in and reaches in the bathtub, only to be snapped by a mousetrap] AUUUGH! What’s a mousetrap doing in the fucking bathtub?!
 * Mavnol333 (in the confessional): I put that there, but that was last night, so it’s still fair game.
 * Koolkitty108: I looked everywhere, there’s no soap in the bathroom!
 * Louis219: WHAT? I get fucking snapped by a fucking mousetrap and there’s still not any goddamn motherfucking soap! Screw this dog shit game!
 * Koolkitty108: Wow, you’re angry! Fun, haha! [yanks the mousetrap off of Louis’ fingers]
 * Louis219: AUUUUGH!
 * Koolkitty108: Oops, sorry! Haha! C’mon let’s go! [leaves the bathroom]
 * Louis219: Auggghhh, my fingers! [leaves the bathroom]
 * [Cut to Alex and Sharko entering an elevator]
 * Alex: We searched the first 5 floors inside and out, it has GOT to be on the last floor!
 * Sharko: Laundrystops.png
 * 9/17: Oh no you don’t! [puts his arm in the middle of the elevator doors right before they close]
 * Alex: Hey! Get your own elevator!
 * 9/17: There’s no way I’m letting YOU get immunity, Alex! [throws Alex and Sharko out of the elevator]
 * [The elevator closes]
 * Alex: What?! NOOO! [repeatedly pushes the elevator button] Damn it! It won’t work!
 * Sharko: Let’s run up the stairs!
 * [Alex, Sharko, and 9/17 arrive at the rooftop at the same time]
 * 9/17: Shit! I gotta get that soap! [starts searching the rooftop]
 * Alex: Sharko, you search the mineral soda waterfall and I’ll search the garden!
 * [Cut to PlanKrab and Cmc running away from the security guards and soon running into SpongeTron]
 * SpongeTron D: Hey-er-er, guys! What are you doing!
 * PlanKrab: Running-er-er!
 * [PlanKrab and Cmc start running again]
 * SpongeTron D: Running? From what-er-er?
 * [The security guards trample over SpongeTron D]
 * SpongeTron D: Ow-er-er!
 * PlanKrab: C’mon-er-er, Cmc! Let’s climb up the stairs to the rooftop! [runs towards the stairs]
 * Cmcgrath26: Alright! [follows PlanKrab]
 * SpongeTron D: Wait for me-er-er! [follows PlanKrab and Cmc, and passes the security guards]
 * [Cmc, PlanKrab, and SpongeTron arrive to the rooftop]
 * Cmcgrath26: Crap, people are already up here!
 * PlanKrab: They haven’t found anything yet-er-er! Let’s keep looking!
 * [The three contestants spread out and search the rooftop]
 * [Louis and Koolkitty arrive to the rooftop]
 * Louis219: The soap’s gotta be here! Let’s spread out and look for it!
 * Koolkitty108: Fun!
 * [Alex, Sharko, 9/17, PlanKrab, Cmc, SpongeTron, Koolkitty, and Louis are all looking for the soap]
 * Alex: It’s not in the garden!
 * Sharko: It’s not in the waterfall!
 * 9/17: Crap, it isn’t in the cave!
 * PlanKrab: It’s not in the bushes-er-er!
 * SpongeTron D: It isn’t next to the vending-er-er machines!
 * Koolkitty108: It isn’t by the phone booth?
 * [Phone rings]
 * Koolkitty108: Hold on, gotta take this. [answers phone] Hello? I have the fanciest what?
 * Cmcgrath26: It isn’t in the outside toilet. Blech.
 * Louis219: It isn’t anywhere on the ground!
 * Alex: Quick, Sharko! Look in the unibrow sculpture made of gilded doorknobs!
 * Sharko: Alright! [heads toward the sculpture]
 * 9/17: Oh no you don’t! [heads towards the sculpture]
 * Alex: Hey! [heads towards the sculpture]
 * PlanKrab: C’mon guys! They might find it!
 * [PlanKrab, Cmc, SpongeTron, Louis, and Koolkitty head toward the sculpture]
 * [Everybody on the rooftop is searching the sculpture]
 * Louis219: I know it’s here somewhere!
 * [Security guards #1 and #2 show up to the rooftop]
 * Security guard #2: We got you now!
 * Security guard #1: Hahaha!
 * [The security guards head toward the sculpture]
 * Security guard #1: There’s no way you’ll be stealing our last bottle of soap!
 * Security guard #2: Yeah!
 * [The security guards search the sculpture with the contestants]
 * Alex: I feel something!
 * Louis219: I do too!
 * 9/17: THE SOAP!
 * [All 10 people hold onto the soap at the same time]
 * 9/17: [pulls the soap towards him] This soap is all mine!
 * PlanKrab: [pulls the soap towards him] No, it’s mine-er-er!
 * Louis219: [pulls the soap towards him] Give it!
 * Security guard #2: [pulls the soap towards him] You won’t be stealing from Squilliam on our watch!
 * [Everybody is still fighting over the soap]
 * [Dededeletethis arrives to the rooftop]
 * Dededeletethis: Wow, what a fun afternoon. Wow, look at everybody fighting. [walks up to the 8 contestants and 2 security guards] I guess I’ll take that soap. [silently breaks into the middle of the fight and pushes it out of everybody’s hands and catches is]
 * Alex: Huh? What happened?
 * 9/17: Dededeletethis has it! Come back with my soap!
 * Dededeletethis: Who says I’m running off with it? [jumps off the tower, lands on the mattress, and shoots the soap out of another cannon]
 * 9/17: NOOOO!
 * Louis219: Wait, where did that cannon come from?
 * Mavnol333 (in the confessional): I had to wheel that cannon from the submarine all the way to the tower. Stupid bet.
 * [The soap arrives to the submarine in seconds]
 * Mavnol333: [looks in the sky] Huh? Is that-
 * [The bottle of soap hits Mavnol in the head]
 * Mavnol333: Augh! Well, now that the soap's here, we gotta wait for the rest of the contestants to get back. There goes my dinner plans.
 * [The contestants land on a mattress in front of the submarine]
 * Koolkitty108: Ugh… I hate flying. [vomits]
 * 9/17: Augh! And right on my shirt!
 * Mavnol333: Nice to see you guys here. After reviewing the footage it turns out that-
 * 9/17: I know. Dededeletethis won the damn challenge.
 * Mavnol333: Well, there's that, but Squilliam has a Donald Trump worship room? Really? Hahaha! Anyways, Dededeletethis is immune, and the rest of you guys are on the chopping block. I'll see you guys at the elimination ceremony in a few hours.
 * 9/17 (in the confessional): Alex is going down.
 * Mavnol333: Welcome to the elimination ceremony everybody! Today, one of you will be getting booted off the show.
 * Intern: Oh, I don't know about that.
 * Mavnol333: What?
 * Intern: It may be just me, but I think ruining a contestant's chance at winning 500,000 dollars isn't very nice.
 * Mavnol333: What?! Are you seriou- [sigh] Fine. False alarm, people. No elimination today.
 * The contestants: Wahoo!
 * Mavnol333: Yep. But there's still one thing I wanna do.
 * [Transition to the contestants watching Mavnol stuff the intern into the cannon]
 * Mavnol333: Thanks to your stupid bet, this episode's ratings are gonna bomb! And so are you! [shoots the intern out of the cannon]
 * Intern: AHHHHHHHHHH!
 * Mavnol333: Hahaha, priceless. And that's that for this episode! Will Alex and 9/17 put an end to their rivalry, will Dededeletethis ever get tired of My Superhero Movie, and will Koolkitty108 ever act like a normal human being? I seriously doubt any of these will happen, but we'll just have to find out next time on ESB Underwater!
 * [Credits play]