User blog:Mavnol333/ESB Underwater Episode 16: Tanksgiving (UNCENSORED)



LATER THAT MORNING AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY
 * Mavnol333: Previously on ESB Underwater, we said a not-so-sad goodbye to the Liquid Leaders and Wet Warriors, as the teams have finally been merged. After bonding in their new rooms, the contestants prepared to put on the show of a lifetime. Korra burped, Dededeletethis made me cry, Old Man Jenkins assumed genders, and we said a sad goodbye to Albert’s Country. However, right after the elimination ceremony, 9/17 barged in the Rock Bottom bus station and reentered the competition. We’re still left with 13 competitors, and with the teams finally dissolved, they’ll only be fighting for themselves, and their lives, right here, right now, on ESB Underwater!
 * [Theme song plays]
 * [Episode opens at Rock Bottom’s bus station, moments after Albert’s elimination and 9/17’s return]
 * Mavnol333: Now that the magazine dude’s gone, let’s all head back to the submarine for a good night’s sleep.
 * 9/17: Gladly. Oh, uh, which team am I on?
 * Mavnol333: There are no more teams, 9/17. We’ve just merged. You’re on your own. Now let’s head back to the submarine. There’s some leftover intern that I forgot to eat.
 * 9/17 (in the confessional): The teams merged? Awesome, that’s even better. I have GOT to get Alex out of this damn game. He was the one who was supposed to go! Not me! Well now, I’m in it to win it. Mavnol will NOT get in my way this time.
 * [The contestants leave the bus station]
 * 9/17: [to Alex] Your time here is just about done, buddy.
 * Alex: Huh?
 * Alex (in the confessional): Welp, 9/17 pretty much hates me now. That sucks, because the last thing I need is another competitor that I don’t like. Sharko’s one too many, trust me.
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): So, Sharko wants me to lure Alex into our secret alliance. No biggie-er-er.
 * PlanKrab: [whispers to Alex] Hey Alex-er-er, wanna be in an alliance with Sharko and I?
 * Alex: An alliance? With SHARKO? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): Yeah, this’ll be tough-er-er.
 * Sharko: [walks up to PlanKrab] So what did Alex say about the alliance?
 * PlanKrab: He laughed so hard he threw up.
 * Sharko: Great. We’ll just have to keep trying.
 * Sharko (in the confessional): Should’ve known that Alex wouldn’t like the idea of an alliance with me right away. I’ve got to find some way to earn his trust… but how? Laundrystops.png
 * Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): PlanKrab and Sharko have been talking a lot lately. What’s up with that?
 * [Mavnol and the contestants hear a huge siren go off in the distance]
 * Mavnol333: GODDAMN IT! I know that sound! Hurry up guys!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Huh? What’s going on?
 * Mavnol333: [jumps and waves his arms] Hey! Bus driver! Over here!
 * [Bus drives up]
 * Rock Bottom bus driver: What do [raspberry] you [raspberry] want?
 * Mavnol333: Shut up, shut up, shut up! [grabs bus driver and throws him out of the bus] [to contestants] GET IN THE BUS! HURRY UP OR I’LL LEAVE YOU HERE!
 * [The contestants rush into the bus]
 * Louis219: What the hell’s your problem? Is your blood sugar low?
 * Mavnol333: I’ll explain on the way! [starts driving]
 * GuyBesideYou3: What’s going on? You’re acting like Krispies when someone mentions KFC.
 * Chickenkrispies: Huh, what? KFC? WHERE?!
 * Mavnol333: Zip it! Okay, so, remember the tar pits challenge?
 * CartoonGuy: Yeah…
 * Mavnol333: And you remember when I said the oxygen was running low?
 * Louis219: Yeah…….
 * Mavnol333: Well, I never bothered to steal- I mean, get anymore so, the submarine will run out of oxygen in a few hours!
 * Chickenkrispies: Is that really a big deal? Can’t you just call the executives and buy some oxygen tanks?
 * Mavnol333: Our budget is low enough already! If I spend any more money, this show will either be crummy or out the window, which means no money for any of you!
 * 9/17 (in the confessional): I JUST got back and we’re already going to die? Great.
 * Mavnol333: [drives up Rock Bottom and arrives to the submarine]
 * [The siren is still going off]
 * Mavnol333: Aw, craaaaap.
 * GuyBesideYou3: At least we have our air helmets.
 * Mavnol333: These air helmets have enough air for 5 hours longer at most.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): I KNEW I would die eventually on this show.
 * Mavnol333: Okay, so, I know a place that has oxygen tanks, but it’s quite a long way away from here.
 * 9/17: Well, what are you waiting for?! Just send your interns to get them so WE don’t have to die!
 * Mavnol333: I would do that, buuuuut, I think it would be even more fun to watch YOU guys try it!
 * CartoonGuy: Excuse me?
 * Mavnol333: That’s right, you guys will be competing in yet another nighttime challenge!
 * TheKorraFanatic: We’re competing in a challenge right after you told us there’s a chance we’ll die here?!
 * Mavnol333: That’s right!
 * TheKorraFanatic: [walks up to Mavnol] What kind of evil, stupid, careless, irresponsible, jerky, dense person would send 13 untrained reality show contestants on a quest for oxygen, under the ocean, HOURS before they die?
 * Mavnol333: I would, Sweetheart. So here’s what you do-
 * [Korra jumps on Mavnol and attacks him]
 * Mavnol333: AH! WHAT ARE YOU-
 * [PlanKrab pulls Korra off Mavnol]
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): I do not want the police to arrest-er-er another one of our players. Plus, I don’t want Korra disqualified-er-er or anything, we need all the help we can get in this challenge.
 * Mavnol333: [gets up] Heh, it was like being punched by a fly. Haha, ow, my arm.
 * Cmcgrath26: JUST GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE! I don’t wanna die without saying goodbye to Unnamed!
 * Mavnol333: Here are the rules. You will all travel to Bottom's Up, which is a much fancier town than Bikini Bottom. In this town, there is a place called Oxygen Springs, which is a place where fish take oxygen baths. They also sell oxygen tanks there, so you guys will have to steal 5 of them and bring them back here before you perish. Whoever brings back the most oxygen tanks and puts them in the outside compartment of the submarine wins immunity. It’s a long way away, and because I’m an evil, stupid, careless, irresponsible, jerky, and dense person, I will NOT be giving you boatmobiles to travel there. You can all thank Sweetheart for that.
 * The rest of the contestants: Ugh!
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Korra honestly overreacts to Mavnol a lot. I have to say, I’m used to him.
 * Mavnol333: And since I’m not quite 100% evil, stupid, careless, irresponsible, jerky, and dense, I’ll be generously giving you guys watches with a timer. When the time runs out, you’ll probably die. Don’t worry, if you do die, I’ll use the 500,000 dollars to carve a statue of me crying, in honor of you guys.
 * Louis219: W ow, you’re really comforting.
 * Mavnol333: Thanks, I try. Now, here are your watches. [hands them out] According to these watches, your helmets will run out of air in 4 hours, so you reeeeally need to get going.
 * CartoonGuy: Fan-fucking-tastic.
 * Alex: Wait! We don’t even know where Bottom’s Up is!
 * Mavnol333: Fine, take this GPS system I had on me. [gives it to Alex] I was gonna use it for my dinner plans at the Sea Chicken Shack, but I guess today’s all about YOU, Alex.
 * Alex: Whatever. C’mon guys, I do not want to die tonight.
 * 9/17: [muttering] Well, I’d be fine with you dying, you backstabbing son of a-
 * Alex: Huh?
 * 9/17: Oh, nothing.
 * Alex (in the confessional): What did I do?
 * [The contestants run off]
 * Mavnol333: Welp, now that they’re gone, [puts on a headband] I’m comin’, Mr. Sea Chicken! [runs off]
 * [Transition to the contestants running]
 * Cmcgrath26: [to Alex] How [pants] far is Bottom’s [pants] Up?
 * Alex: Uh… the GPS says we’re 3 hours away.
 * The other contestants: Ugggghhh.
 * 9/17: Well that’s just great, Alex! Thanks for breaking our spirits.
 * Alex (in the confessional): Okay, 9/17’s spirit isn’t the only thing I wanna break.
 * 9/17 (in the confessional): Do I think I’m being too hard on Alex? Hell no. He shouldn’t even be here right now!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Guys… can we stop and catch our [pants] breath?
 * Alex: If you want to die.
 * Cmcgrath26: I’m about to die right now. 5 minute break.
 * Alex: Fine. Take 5, everyone.
 * [The contestants stop running]
 * PlanKrab: You guys can take your break-er-er, but I’m still running. [runs off]
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): No way am I dying tonight-er-er.
 * Koolkitty108: I’m gonna keep going too! I still got some fuel! Vroom vroom! [runs off with PlanKrab]
 * [The other contestants sit down to catch their breath]
 * Louis219: And to think we’d already be there right now if it weren’t for somebody.
 * [Everyone else looks at Korra]
 * TheKorraFanatic (in the confessional): Honestly, what the hell’s the big deal? Trust me, they would have all done the same.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Look, I’m sorry for beating up our host, but we’ve still got plenty of time before our helmets run out of air.
 * Alex: I guess so. We’ll start moving in 2 minutes.
 * 9/17: Whatever you say, Liability.
 * Sharko: Good one. Hehe.
 * Sharko (in the confessional): I think I know how to get Alex into my alliance. Laundrystops.png
 * Sharko: [walks up to Alex] How’re ya doing?
 * Alex: Pretty good, just handling broadcast bullying.
 * Sharko: [sits next to Alex] Well, I think we should be in an alliance.
 * Alex: With you? Hell no! Why?
 * Sharko: Look how angry 9/17 is right now. My guess is he’ll do ANYTHING to get you out of this game.
 * Alex: Well… yeah.
 * Sharko: And, you have 0 allies at the moment.
 * Alex: Uh-huh…
 * Sharko: If you don’t team up with PlanKrab and I, there’s a huge chance you’ll get booted. Do you really want that?
 * Alex (in the confessional): Crap! I hate it when Sharko makes a point.
 * Alex: No… I guess not.
 * Sharko: I know we’ve had our differences, but all 3 of us are strong players. You, me, and PlanKrab combined could be an unstoppable force.
 * Alex: …… Deal. But just because we’re allies doesn’t mean I’ll act all kind and shit.
 * Sharko: Alright then. [gets up and walks away]
 * Alex (in the confessional): I guess I’ve got me some allies.
 * Sharko (in the confessional): Yes, it worked! Now Alex can get me far into the game, and then I’ll destroy him!
 * Alex: Well, uh… it’s been 2 minutes. Let’s go guys.
 * Cmcgrath26: Wait a minute, let me finish!
 * Alex: Finish what?
 * Cmcgrath26: I’m writing a letter to Unnamed in case we don’t make it. Wanna hear? [ahem] “Dear Unnamed…”-
 * Alex: We don’t have time! Let’s go!
 * [Transition to PlanKrab and Koolkitty108 running]
 * Koolkitty108: [talks quickly] Oh my gosh, wow, have you noticed how beautiful the Atlantic Ocean looks at nighttime?
 * PlanKrab: Uh-er-er, we’re in the Pacific Ocean.
 * Koolkitty108: Whatever, it’s the same water! Hahaha!
 * PlanKrab: Augh-er-er, I forgot to ask Alex for the GPS! I don’t know where we are-er-er!
 * Koolkitty108: Hehehe, we’re in the Pacific Ocean, silly bean! How’d you not know that?
 * PlanKrab (in the confessional): I’m sure-er-er Koolkitty snorts sugar in her free time.
 * PlanKrab: Well-er-er, we might as well wait here for the others-er-er to arrive.
 * Koolkitty108: Woo, fun! While we’re waiting, I’ll tell you the story of how my big toe ended up in my aunt’s potato salad at our family barbeque!
 * PlanKrab: This will be a long wait-er-er…
 * [Transition to the other contestants running]
 * CartoonGuy: Alex, how far are we away from Bottom’s Up?
 * Alex: Oh, uh… [looks at GPS] 1 hour.
 * Louis219: Augh, really?
 * Sharko: If only we had a boat to drive. Korra.
 * TheKorraFanatic: [sigh]
 * GuyBesideYou3: Guys, just shut up about that! Can you blame him? This is MAVNOL we’re talking about!
 * Louis219: Shut Up, SweetheartBesideYou3.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Really? Okay, I’m a bit pissed we didn’t get a boat to drive to Bottom’s Up, but I feel like everybody’s forgotten that Mavnol is a terrible person. He deserved it.
 * Cmcgrath26: Hey guys! I see PlanKrab and Koolkitty over there!
 * Alex: Ight, let’s go.
 * [The other contestants run faster]
 * TheKorraFanatic: [runs next to GuyBesideYou3] Wow, you actually stood up for me. Never thought someone here had a heart. I owe you one.
 * GuyBesideYou3: Oh, uh, no problem.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Wow, 2 people in this game trust me! I thought I would suck at this game, but I’m actually doing pretty well. Who knew?
 * Koolkitty108: -and my aunt never walked again!
 * PlanKrab: Gee-er-er, great story.
 * [The other contestants show up]
 * Koolkitty108: Wow, hi guys! Want to hear the story about-
 * PlanKrab: NO-ER-ER! Not again! Alex, where do we go?!
 * Alex: Left.
 * Cmcgrath26: Let’s go!
 * [Transition to Mavnol watching the footage from the inside of the Sea Chicken Shack]
 * Sea Chicken Shack intern: [in a squeaky voice] Hey, who said you could bring all of that equipment in our restaurant?
 * Mavnol333: I did.
 * Sea Chicken Shack intern: [in a squeaky voice] Good enough for me. Nice headband.
 * Mavnol333: Why, thank you.
 * [Transition to the contestants running]
 * Alex: It says we’re in Bottom’s Up right now… but we’re 45 minutes away from Oxygen Springs!
 * Chickenkrispies: [pants] I’m so tired… and [pants] hungry.
 * SpongeTron D: Wait a minute-er-er, erm, minute! I see a restaurant in the distance!
 * Cmcgrath26: “Sublime Seafoods”. Never heard of it.
 * Chickenkrispies: Let’s go grab a bite!
 * PlanKrab: No! Have you guys forgotten that we’re on the verge-er-er of dying?
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Wow, I really did forget that we were gonna die soon back there. I guess KFC withdrawal can do that to a man.
 * PlanKrab: Besides-er-er, we’re about 45 minutes away from Oxygen Springs-er-er anyways. It won’t be too long.
 * Alex: Well, it also won’t be too long until we perish here. Our timer has 1 hour and 45 minutes left.
 * PlanKrab: Crap-er-er! C’mon guys, run faster!
 * Cmcgrath26: Yeah, guys! For Unnamed! [pulls a picture of Unnamed out of his pocket and kisses it]
 * Alex (in the confessional): That guy’s rat obsession is unhealthy.
 * 9/17: [runs next to Alex and takes away his GPS]
 * Alex: What the fuck are you-
 * 9/17: Hey, you gotta let other people look at this GPS too. You shouldn’t be getting all of this info!
 * Alex: Fine. Take it, who cares?
 * 9/17: 40 minutes away from Oxygen Springs. Damn it.
 * GuyBesideYou3: Guys, can we please take a break? I think my heart’s about to explode.
 * Koolkitty108: Oh wow, that actually happened to my great great uncle back in-
 * Louis219: Nobody cares, princess. I’m taking a break too. My ankles feel like bowling balls.
 * Koolkitty108: Wow, my mom actually has bowling balls for ankles. It happened way back in-
 * 9/17: Shut up! Fine, we’ll take 5… again.
 * SpongeTron D: Ugh… I’m starting to feel a little… woozy.
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): Hehe, I may have forgotten to take my air helmet off when I went to sleep last night. I had way less air left than the others.
 * SpongeTron D: I don’t think I have much air left.
 * Cmcgrath26: Shit!
 * PlanKrab: Cmc and I will take SpongeTron-er-er to Oxygen Springs. He needs some more air, and you guys do too! I suggest you follow us instead of taking-er-er a break.
 * GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): I would’ve gladly kept going, but I didn’t want to die BEFORE my air ran out.
 * Chickenkrispies: Guys… I REALLY gotta get some food. I don’t think I can go much longer.
 * 9/17: But-
 * Louis219: My stomach hurts like hell. Is there a hospital around?
 * 9/17: Uh-
 * Sharko: Is it weird that I once dreamt of Albert’s sexy drawings-
 * 9/17: OKAY, ENOUGH! [hands Alex the GPS] Take it. I didn’t know being in-charge of the GPS would lead to all this bullshit. You’re the one who deserves all this stress.
 * Alex (in the confessional): It’s like competing in a challenge with an abusive parent.
 * Alex: That Sublime Seafoods restaurant is just up the road. Let’s hurry up and get in, and get out.
 * Chickenkrispies: Thank Colonel.
 * Louis219: Don’t you mean “Thank God.”?
 * Chickenkrispies: That’s what I said.
 * [Transition to PlanKrab and Cmc running while carrying SpongeTron]
 * Cmcgrath26: SpongeTron, how much air do you have left?
 * SpongeTron D: [gibberish]
 * PlanKrab: Crap-er-er! We gotta get to Oxygen Springs before it’s too late!
 * [Transition to the other contestants inside Sublime Seafoods]
 * Alex: [to secretary] What do you mean we need jackets to eat here?
 * Secretary: If you’re not wearing a jacket, you cannot eat here.
 * Alex: That’s what I just said! Ugh, forget it! C’mon guys!
 * [The contestants run past the secretary and into the kitchen]
 * Alex: C’mon, guys! Grab some food before they kick us out!
 * [The contestants steal a lot of food from the kitchen]
 * CartoonGuy: I think we’ve got enough! Let’s go!
 * [Transition to Mavnol watching the footage at the Sea Chicken Shack]
 * Mavnol333: Stealing? Wow. It’s as if my charming personality is rubbing off on them.
 * Sea Chicken Shack intern: [in a squeaky voice] Sir, you’ve been here for hours. We’re going to close soon.
 * Mavnol333: SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU UGLY, SQUEAKY LITTLE RODENT!
 * [The intern runs off crying]
 * Mavnol333: Hehehe. [takes a bite of chicken]
 * [Transition to the contestants running out of Sublime Seafoods while stuffing their faces with food]
 * Louis219: Damn, it’s hard to eat with an air helmet on.
 * Alex: Guys, look! A whole parking lot full of boats! Let’s take one!
 * Chickenkrispies: Wouldn’t that be stealing?
 * Alex: You just stole 3 buckets of fries, 18 buckets of chicken, and 2,020 hamburger sliders. Since when do you care about stealing?
 * Chickenkrispies: Fair point. I also stole a few jackets from a couple of the customers. Haha. Let’s take the minivan!
 * [Transition to PlanKrab, Cmc, and SpongeTron]
 * Cmcgrath26: SpongeTron doesn’t have much time! How long away is Oxygen Springs?
 * PlanKrab: Wait-er-er! I see it up ahead! We’re almost there!
 * [Transition to the other contestants at Sublime Seafoods]
 * Louis219: Crap! We can’t all fit in the minivan!
 * CartoonGuy: Somebody’s gonna have to sit on the roof.
 * [Cut to the minivan driving with Korra on top]
 * TheKorraFanatic: What good sports they are.
 * [Transition to PlanKrab, Cmc, and SpongeTron arriving at Oxygen Springs’ entrance]
 * Camera: Hello there. Would you like to come in?
 * PlanKrab: Hell yeah-er-er! Our friend is dying!
 * Camera: Well, I can’t let you in because you don’t meet our dress code.
 * Cmcgrath26: WHAT?!
 * Camera: You need to wear a jacket in order to come inside.
 * PlanKrab: Whatever-er-er. Let’s just break in!
 * Camera: I’m sorry, but that is impossible. Ever since a stupid pink starfish broke into our springs without a jacket, we covered the springs with invisible walls. And yes, Bottom’s Up is that rich.
 * Cmcgrath26: So we need a JACKET to save our friend’s life?!
 * Camera: Yes.
 * Cmcgrath26: I never knew an electronic could be such a bitch.
 * Camera: Well, they can. So, come back when you three get jackets.
 * PlanKrab: Ugh!
 * [Transition to the other contestants driving]
 * Koolkitty108: Guys, guys, guys, I see Oxygen Springs!
 * CartoonGuy: Great! Stop the car!
 * [The contestants get out of the car]
 * Louis219: Looks like these three are already here…
 * Alex: What the hell are you waiting for? Why haven’t you gone in?!
 * Cmcgrath26: This stupid intercom won’t let us in because we’re not wearing jackets.
 * Alex: We need jackets to go inside? Crap!
 * Chickenkrispies: Hey, I got some jackets! [takes them off]
 * PlanKrab: [takes them and puts one jacket on him and one on SpongeTron]
 * Chickenkrispies: Hey! Why did you steal the jackets that I stole?!
 * PlanKrab: Nothing personal-er-er! [takes SpongeTron inside the springs]
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): I just threw away my win! I don’t deserve to eat any more KFC for the rest of my life…. Aw, the hell with it. [starts eating out of a KFC bucket]
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Hey Krispies, is that KFC? If it is, I’m comin’ over there!
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Oh, it’s not KFC. It’s, uh, foot lettuce from Burger King.
 * Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Ah, my mistake. [intercom turns off]
 * Chickenkrispies (in the confessional): Heh, idiot.
 * PlanKrab: Crap-er-er! All of the oxygen baths are taken! Whatever. [runs up to an oxygen bath with a guy in it] Sorry dude-er-er, this is an emergency! [takes off SpongeTron’s helmet, pushes his head in the oxygen bath, and puts his helmet back on]
 * Guy: Hey, find your own oxygen bath you stupid green bean and giraffe.
 * PlanKrab: Alright-er-er, we will. [to SpongeTron D] Are you alright-er-er, SpongeTron?
 * SpongeTron D: No… no I’m not.
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): PlanKrab should’ve just dipped my helmet in the oxygen bath instead of my head because… that guy wasn’t wearing any pants...
 * PlanKrab: Alright SpongeTron-er-er, we’re the only ones allowed in the Springs, so we gotta get these oxygen tanks fast or the rest of us will run out of air-er-er.
 * SpongeTron D: Well… you did save my life, so you can get the tanks.
 * PlanKrab: Thanks-er-er!
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): Honestly, I HAD to let PlanKrab get the tanks. If I died, all 486 SpongeTrons would travel back in time to try and bring me back to life. It would mess up the past for the worst. Thanks to these guys, world hunger is still existent. Long story.
 * SpongeTron D: So… where are the oxygen tanks?
 * PlanKrab: I don’t know-er-er, but we better move fast! We have an hour left on the timer!
 * Mavnol333: [on the timers] Yo.
 * PlanKrab: Really-er-er? You’re on the watches too?
 * Mavnol333: Yep. Now, since you’re at the springs, I’ll tell you where the oxygen tanks are. They’re in the manager’s office and you’re gonna have to find a way to sneak in and retrieve them.
 * SpongeTron D: Seriously?
 * Mavnol333: Yep! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an intern to bully. [signs off]
 * SpongeTron D (in the confessional): By “bully”, I bet he meant “eat”.
 * PlanKrab: There’s the manager’s office-er-er!
 * SpongeTron D: Let’s go!
 * [Transition to outside Oxygen Springs]
 * Chickenkrispies: Ugh, what’s taking them so long?
 * Louis219: Maybe they got beaten up by security guards.
 * Chickenkrispies: Well, I just hope they’ll come out soon. We’re running out of time and I want to hit them on the head right when they come out and snag those tanks!
 * GuyBesideYou3: [whispers to Chickenkrispies] Psst, remember Krispies. Being kind wins you allies.
 * Chickenkrispies: Crap, I forgot about all of that. Hitting PlanKrab and SpongeTron on the head won’t win me a rebuilt KFC!
 * Sharko: [to Alex] Who do you think we should eliminate?
 * Alex: I think we should eliminate 9/17. He’s gunning for me and I want him gone.
 * Sharko: Good choice.
 * Koolkitty108: [runs up to the other contestants] Guys! I got some jackets!
 * Louis219: How did you get these…?
 * Koolkitty108: It took a lot of punching, hahaha!
 * [Transition to outside the manager’s office]
 * PlanKrab: Okay, I don’t think anybody-er-er’s in there. Let’s hurry up and get those tanks! [opens the door only to see the manager sleeping at his desk]
 * SpongeTron D: [whispers] Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit!
 * PlanKrab: [whispers] Okay-er-er, I see the oxygen tanks! They’re on his desk. We have to be very quiet!
 * SpongeTron D: [tip toes towards the oxygen tanks and is about to pick them up]
 * The other contestants: [barge in and make a lot of noise]
 * Manager: [wakes up] Huh- what the hell are you doing here?
 * PlanKrab: Grab the oxygen tanks-er-er!
 * 9/17: Oh no you don’t! [jumps on the manager’s desk and breaks it] Yes! I got all 5 oxygen tanks! [jumps out the window and heads towards the minivan] So long, suckers! [drives off]
 * PlanKrab: Crap-er-er! 9/17 took off with them!
 * Alex: Augh! Let’s just take another boat in this place’s parking lot.
 * [The contestants leave the manager’s office]
 * Manager: … I am not cleaning this up. [jumps out the window and runs off]
 * [Transition to 9/17 driving the minivan]
 * 9/17: I’m almost to the submarine! My first win! Hahaha!
 * [Transition to the security guard of the Sea Chicken Shack carrying Mavnol to the submarine]
 * Sea Chicken Shack security guard: [drops Mavnol] You are never allowed in our restaurant again! Do I make myself clear?
 * Mavnol333: Fine, whatever. Just let me host my show.
 * [The security guard walks off]
 * Mavnol333: Welp, the submarine’s already out of oxygen. These guys are pathetic. Wait, hang on! I see a contestant making their way here! [opens the outside compartment]
 * [Transition to 9/17 driving]
 * 9/17: Almost… there!
 * Alex: Not so fast!
 * [Transition to Alex and the other contestants following 9/17 in another boat]
 * Louis219: Step on the fucking gas!
 * Alex: [presses down on the accelerator]
 * 9/17: [stops the minivan] Yes, I’m here! [gets out of the minivan and starts heading towards the submarine] Ugh… why do I feel so… [collapses on the floor along with the oxygen tanks]
 * Mavnol333: Looks like 9/17’s almost dead.
 * [Alex stops the boat and the other contestants collapse as well]
 * Mavnol333: As well as all the others. Welp, I bett start working on the statue-
 * SpongeTron D: [gets out of the boat and sprints towards the submarine]
 * Mavnol333: Whoop! Looks like SpongeTron’s still going for it!
 * SpongeTron D: Yep! [picks up the 5 oxygen tanks and puts them in the outside compartment]
 * Mavnol333: SpongeTron D has won the challenge!
 * SpongeTron D: Wahoo! Yes-er-er, uh, yes!
 * Mavnol333: Welp, I guess we better get the rest of the contestants in the sub, huh? They’re starting to turn a bit pale.
 * [Cut to the contestants and Mavnol in the submarine]
 * Mavnol333: Good news, everybody. You’re all still alive. Congratulations. Bad news, everybody. You all lost the challenge. SpongeTron won, so he’s immune. However, he isn’t the only one who’s immune tonight.
 * GuyBesideYou3: It’s 2 AM!
 * Mavnol333: Oh. Then, he isn’t the only one who’s immune this morning. 9/17 is also immune today.
 * Alex: WHAT?!
 * Mavnol333: Yeah, fat chance I’d let you guys kick him out right when he returned. You’ll have to vote for someone else today.
 * TheKorraFanatic: Shit.
 * Mavnol333: This is the first time we’ll be voting out somebody during the merge. [sheds a tear] Oh, the memories. Anyways, the procedures are still the same. Go into the bus station bathroom and vote for who you’d like to see packing. Go cast your votes.
 * Alex (in the bathroom): Just because I can’t vote for 9/17, I vote for Korra. Sorry man, we almost died because of you.
 * Chickenkrispies (in the bathroom): Goodbye, Sweetheart. Ugh, I hate saying that nickname. It’s like calling you my boyfriend or some shit. Why does Mavnol like using this nickna-
 * GuyBesideYou3: Hurry up, we’ve got voting to do!
 * Chickenkrispies (in the bathroom): Okay, okay.
 * Mavnol333: You have all cast your votes and made your decisions. Since I’m not feeling like an evil, stupid, careless, irresponsible, jerky, and dense person-
 * TheKorraFanatic: Shut up!
 * Mavnol333: -I’ll just call out your names since you’re all tired. SpongeTron D, 9/17, Louis219, Dededeletethis, Cmcgrath26, PlanKrab, GuyWhoDidn’tGetVotedOutYet3, CartoonGuy, Alex, Chickenkrispies, and Sharko. That leaves Koolkitty108 and Sweetheart. Koolkitty, you annoyed the hell out of everybody with your stupid stories.
 * Koolkitty108: Hey, stories about my great great grandpa eating rice out of his belly button are NOT stupid!
 * Mavnol333: Sweetheart, a.k.a. Korra, you’re responsible for the entire cast’s near-death experience and my sprained wrist. The person going home tonight is…
 * TheKorraFanatic: [heart pounds]
 * Koolkitty108: [stares at her pinky finger]
 * Mavnol333: ...TheKorraFanatic.
 * TheKorraFanatic: [sighs and walks up to Mavnol] Kind of expected that.
 * Mavnol333: Here’s your bus ticket, Sweetheart. Man, it really was stupid of you to beat up your host on international TV.
 * TheKorraFanatic: [knees Mavnol in the crotch]
 * Mavnol333: Augh! [bends over on the floor] Okay, okay! Here!
 * TheKorraFanatic: Thanks, motherfucker. [takes the bus ticket and leaves the bus station]
 * Mavnol333: One down, one dozen more to go, here, on ESB Underwater! Aughhhh, my crotch!
 * [Credits play]